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Show and Tell
Little David was in his 5th grade class when
the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the
typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc.
David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so he teacher asked him about his
father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all
his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll
go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The
teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to
work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that
really true about your father?" "No," said David, "He works
for the Bush administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of
the other kids."
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