The President Sucks
President Bush wakes up one morning, looks out of the
White House window and sees "The President Sucks" written in the snow
in urine. Furious, he calls in the FBI and demands the perpetrators be found.
Later that day the FBI agents return.
"Well sir," says the first agent, "the
urine has been analyzed and it's the Vice President's". Bush goes purple
with rage and shouts, "Is that all?"
"Well no sir," says the agent, "It's the
First Lady's handwriting."
