Bush's White House Tour
Before the inauguration, George W. was invited
to a 'get acquainted' tour of the White House.
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President Clinton if he
could use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the President had
a solid gold urinal!
That afternoon, George W. told his wife, Laura,
about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I am President,
I'll have my own personal gold urinal!"
Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she
told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the fact that,
in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.
That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary turned to
Bill and said, "Well, I found out who peed in your saxophone."
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