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George W. Bush vs. Dan Rather
Dan Rather, CBS News Anchor:
1. Given documents he thought were true (the facts were, the documents were not);
2. Failed to thoroughly investigate the facts;
3. Reported documents to the American people as true to make his case;
4. When confronted with the facts, apologized and launched an investigation;
5. Number of Americans dead: 0;
6. Should be fired as CBS News Anchor.
George W. Bush, President of the United States:
1. Given documents he thought were true;
2. Failed to thoroughly investigate the facts;
3. Reported documents to the American people as true to make his case;
4. When confronted with the facts, continued to report untruth and stonewalled
an investigation;
5. Number of Americans dead: 1,100 (and climbing);
6. Should be given four more years as President of the United States.
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