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Frightening CIA Warning
Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA
intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who goes
#2 on the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports indicate that
organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting
American's toilet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business.
I usually don't send emails like this, but I
got this information from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend
whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows
this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who
shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells
drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparently
overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the
conclusion that we are going to be attacked.
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