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Clinton and the Genie
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie's lamp.
He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold, a Genie appeared. Bill
was amazed and asked if he got three wishes.
The Genie said, "Nope...Due to inflation, constant downswing, low
wages in third world countries, and fierce global competition, I can
only grant you one wish. So...What'll it be?"
Bill didn't hesitate. He said, "I want to be remembered for bringing
peace to the Middle East, instead of that other stuff with Monica, and
Jennifer, and the rest of those women. See this map? I want these countries
to stop fighting with each other."
The Genie looked at the map of the Middle East and exclaimed, "Jeez,
Fella! These people have been at war for thousands of years. I'm
good, but not THAT good. I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."
Bill thought for a minute and said, "You know, people really don't
like my wife. Even though she got elected, they call her a carpetbagger.
They think she's mean, ugly, and pushes me around. I wish for her to
be the most beautiful woman in the world and I want everybody to like her.
That's what I want."
The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Lemme
see that map again."
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