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Ten Things Overheard During the Gore/Clinton Fight
10.
"What's on your mind, loser -- I mean, Al?"
9. "You cannot tell by the emotionless tone of my voice, but I am
very, very ticked off"
8. "You lost to a guy dumber than my brother"
7. "Is that all you got? Hell, Hillary hits harder than that"
6. "If there were an unstained place on the cabinet, I'd wrestle
you there"
5. "Is your face red because you're angry or are you wearing that
debate makeup again?'
4."I won't stay long -- I know you're very, very busy pardoning
fugitive billionaires"
3. "Don't throw the chair -- I'm planning to steal it for my new
home"
2. "So, basically I'm not President because of some fat girl"
1. "Al, take it from someone who knows -- you really, really need
to get laid"
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