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Clinton and the Pope
Bill Clinton and the Pope die on the same day,
but a mixup in the afterlife paperwork sends them to the wrong places: the Pope
goes to hell and Bill goes to heaven. After a couple of days they fix this
problem and the Pope gets on the escalator to go to heaven and Bill gets on the
other to go to hell. The two pass each other on the way and Bill asks, "How
bad was it down there?" The Pope says, "Not that bad, kind of hot and
noisy, but I am glad to be going up to heaven now. There's one thing up there I
have been looking forward to." Bill asks, "What is that?" The
Pope replies, "I want to meet the Virgin Mary." Bill, shakes his head
sheepishly and whispers to the Pope, "Too late."
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