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Bush and Clinton on a Train
Bill Clinton, George Bush, a
spectacular looking blonde woman and an enormously large woman with an
unfriendly scowl are in a train car. The train passes through a tunnel, and in
the darkness the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. As the train pulls out
of the tunnel, the daylight reveals a big red slap mark on Clinton's cheek.
The blonde thinks: "That
rascal Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on
the fat lady, who must have slapped his face"
The fat lady thinks: "That
dirty old Bill Clinton touched the blonde and she smacked him."
Bill Clinton thinks: "George
put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me."
George Bush thinks: "I hope
there's another tunnel soon so I can smack Clinton again."
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