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A Catholic Goes to Confession
In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the
pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister
asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and
listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the
Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on and on but never really does
anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done just give her 10
Hail Mary's and I'll be right back."
Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed.
Just as expected the Widow McGee came into the booth and started her
confession. "Oh Father, I have truly sinned, I have given into
carnal thoughts and have had oral sex."
Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle
this situation. Surely 10 Hail Mary's would not do. So, in a moment
of desperation the janitor peered his head out of the confessional and
asked an altar boy, "Son, what does the minister give for oral sex?"
The altar boy said, "a Snickers bar and a
Coke."
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