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Eyes Wide Shut
George w. Bush is out jogging one
morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs
over to the child and says, "What's in the box kid?"
The little boy says,
"Kittens, they're brand new kittens."
George W. laughs and says,
"What kind of kittens are they?"
"Republicans," the child
says.
"Oh that's cute," George
W. says and he runs off.
A couple of days later George is
running with his buddy Dick Cheney and he spies the same boy with his box just
ahead.
George W. says to Dick, "You
gotta check this out" and they both jog over to the boy with the box.
George W. says, "Look in the box Dick, isn't that cute? Look at those
little kittens. Hey kid tell my friend Dick what kind of kittens they are."
The boy replies, "They're
Democrats."
"Whoa!", George W. says,
"I came by here the other day and you said they were Republicans. What's
up?"
"Well," the kid says,
"Their eyes are open now"
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