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...And God Created California!
In the Beginning
God was missing for six days. Eventually,
Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God.
"Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and
proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what
I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said,
"What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God,
"and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a
great place of balance." "Balance?" Inquired Michael, still
confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of
earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity
and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over there I've placed a
continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people,"
God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely
hot and while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The
Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land mass and said
"What's that one?"
"Ah," said God. "That's
California the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful beaches,
deserts, streams, hills, and forests. The people from California are going to be
handsome, modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found
traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking and high
achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers
of peace."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but
then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be
balance!!!"
God replied wisely, "Wait until you see
the idiots I put in Sacramento."
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