Al Gore Concession Speech: 10 Drafts
1st Draft
Good Evening, my fellow Americans: Tonight we
come to the end of a long road and the start of a new one. Having exhausted all
avenues of appeal in the U.S. and Florida, my legal team has filed a claim in
World Court seeking to over turn the Florida elect..... crumple crumple crumple
2nd Draft
Good evening, my fellow Americans; Tonight, in
the spirit of national unity and despite being the undisputed winner of the
popular vote... crumple crumple crumple
3rd Draft
Good Evening Everyone. Many of you no doubt
know what it feels like to get royally shaf... crumple crumple crumple
4th Draft
Good Evening my fellow Americans; Although it
is the opinion of my attorneys and myself that I do not fit the legal definition
of "loser,"...... crumple crumple crumple
5th Draft
I can't do this. I just can't do this, crumple
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6th Draft
Hello, my fellow Americans. It's been a long
and difficult month for me and, indeed, for the entire nation. But the time has
come for us all to throw our enthusiastic support behind our next president,
George W. Buhh...Bbb ..bahoo. (laugh) Pardon me. Let me try that again:
President George W. Buh, Buh. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD PEOPLE! HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO
PUNCH OUT A FREAKIN' CARDBOARD HOLE IN A BALLOT! MORONS! crumple crumple crumple
7th Draft
My fellow Americans, in light of recent
unfavorable court decisions, it has come to my understanding that a majority of
you want to turn the country over to a recovering alcoholic and functional
illiterate... crumple crumple crumple
8th Draft
Good Evening, my fellow Americans. Have you
ever known someone who took something from a store without paying for it? That's
called "stealing," and in America stealing is a cri,,,,, crumple
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9th Draft
My fellow Americans; most of you probably know
how to count. One, Two, three. And so on. See? It's not that difficult. (smile).
So can someone please explain to me why the state of Florida,,,,, cumple crumple
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10th Draft
Good evening Everyone. Generally speaking Civil
War is never a good thing. But there are times...ah, forget it.
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