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Hillary Clinton vs. God
Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were
in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the
great white throne. God addresses Al first.
"Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies, "Well, I believe that the
combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that
if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll
all die."
God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I
can live with that. Come and sit at my left."
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do
you believe in?"
Bill replies, "Well, I believe in power to
the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things
and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also
believe in feeling people's pain."
God thinks for a second and says "Okay,
that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."
God then address Hillary. "Hillary, what
do you believe in?"
"I believe you're in my chair."
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