Where Osama Bin Lden Has Been Hiding
Pentagon officials now believe they have been unable to locate Osama Bin Laden because he has found a place in which to hide where:
1) it is easy to get in if you have the money;
2) no one will recognize or remember you;
3) no one will realize that you have disappeared;
4) no one keeps any records of your comings and goings; and
5) you have no obligations or responsibilities.
The analysts are still puzzled, however, as to how Bin Laden found out about the Texas Air National Guard