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What To Do With Bin Laden
As for what to do with Osama bin Laden:
Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding
him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.
Therefore, I suggest we do neither.
Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever
covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons
quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Then we return her to
Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.
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