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Handy Phrases For
Traveling in the Middle East
A few handy phrases translated to
English -- in case you're ever kidnapped by terrorists.
AKBAR KHALI-KILI HAFTIR LOFTAN.= Thank you for
showing me your marvelous gun.
FEKR GABUL CARDAN DAVAT RAEH GUSH DIVAR.= I am
delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor with my arms
above my head and my legs apart.
SHOMAEH FIKR TAMOMEH GEH GOFTEK BANDE.= I agree
with everything you have ever said or thought in your life.
AUTO ARRAREGH DVATEMAN MAMO SEPAHEH-HAST.= It
is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.
FASHAL-EH TUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM
CHEESHAYEH MOHEMA RAJEBEH KESHAVAREHMAN.= If you will do me the kindness of not
harming my genital appendages I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country
in public.
KHREL JEPAHEH MANEH VA JAYEII AMRKAHEY.= I will
tell you the names and addresses of many American spies travelling as reporters.
BALLI, BALLI, BALLI!= Whatever you say!
MATERNIER GHERMEZ AHLIEH, GORBAN.= The red
blindfold would be lovely, excellency.
TIKEH NUNEH BA OB KHRELEH BEZORG VA KHRUBE
GOYAST INO BERGERAM.= The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you. I
must have the recipe.
BA BODENEH SHEERELL TEEGZ.= Truly, I would
rather be a hostage to your greatly esteemed self than to spend a fortnight upon
the person of Cheryl Tiegs.
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