The Pope Visits America
The Pope just finished a tour of the East Coast
and was taking a limousine to the airport. Since he'd never driven a limo, he
asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. The reluctant chauffeur
pulled over along the roadside, climbed into the back of the limo, and the Pope
took the wheel. The Pope then merged onto the highway and accelerated to over 90
mph to see what the limo could do.
Suddenly, the Pope noticed the blue light of the State Patrol in his side
mirror, so he pulled over. The trooper approached the limo, peered in through
the windows, then said, "Just a moment please, I need to call in."
The trooper called in and explained to the chief that he had a very important
person pulled over for speeding. "How do I handle this, chief?"
asked the trooper. "Is it the Governor?" questioned the chief.
"No! This guy is even more important!"
"Is it the President?" asked the chief.
"No! Even more important!"
"Well, who the heck is it?" screamed the chief.
"I don't know, sir," replied the trooper, "but he's got the Pope
as his chauffeur."
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