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Department of Homeland Security Alert
We've just been notified by Security that there have been 6 suspected terrorists
working out of your office. Five of the six have been apprehended: Bin Sleepin,
Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin and Bin Drinkin have been taken into
custody.
Our agent advised us that they could find no
one fitting the description of the sixth cell member, Bin Workin, at your
office. Security is confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be
very easy to spot.
You are obviously not a suspect at this time.
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