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Two Tough Questions
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8
kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded,
and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the
next question before looking at the response for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and
only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.
Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and
consults with an astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also
chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until
noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C.
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
doesn't smoke, only drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first ... no peeking,
then scroll down for the response.
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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you
just killed Beethoven.
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