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Bin Laden's Great Wall
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and
Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a
Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, that's three
wishes total," says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my
dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever
fertile in Canada." With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in
Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I
want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come
into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF'
there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
"Uncle Sam" (a former civil
engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this
wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500
feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out --
virtually impenetrable."
Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."
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