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News
Bush
in Camp David Summit With Twins
New York Post
Mischief-making First Twins Jenna and
Barbara got a sobering talk from their parents over the weekend, but there was
no ranting and raving from President and Laura Bush.
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Naughty White House Kids
ABCNEWS.com
If President Bush now has his hands full
with daughters Jenna and Barbara, he should be happy he's not Chester A. Arthur
his son got caught skinny-dipping in a White House fountain with the prince
of Siam.
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more
Monica Wants Her Gap Dress Back
New York Daily News
Monica Lewinsky wants prosecutors to return
the little blue dress that drove Bill Clinton wild and nearly out of office.
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Headlines
Political
Cartoons
The
Bush Daughters Go Wild
Chip Bok: An amazing video you
can buy for only $29.95.
Fake
ID Fiasco
Kevin Siers: Another Bush gets caught
using a
fake ID.
Jeffords'
Defection
Tom Tomorrow: The real reason
James Jeffords left the GOP.
Bush
Clearing House
Pat Oliphant: The tax
rebate you've been waiting for.
Bush's
Honorary Doctorate
Doonesbury: Bush returns to his alma mater.
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"He
is getting back some
of his own."
Former First
Lady Barbara Bush, on her son,
George W., who had his own
drinking problems and is now
facing similar issues with his
twin daughters
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Parody & Satire
Bush
Actually President, Nation Suddenly Realizes
The Onion
WASHINGTON,
DC
More than four months after his Jan. 20 inauguration, the realization that
George W. Bush is actually president of the United States finally hit the
American people this week. >> Read more
As
U.S. Energy Crisis Looms, Africa Pledges Aid
National Lampoon
African leaders today pledged aid
to the United States as that country suffers through its worse energy crisis in
nearly 25 years. The world cannot stand idly by while innocent Americans are
forced to endure indoor temperatures that rise above 72 degrees
Fahrenheit," said President Festus Mogae of Botswana. >> Read
more
Jeffords
Quits Senate to Join Back Street Boys
Bob's Fridge Door
Vermont Senator James Jeffords resigned his
office to join the Back Street Boys singing group. The governor of Vermont
appointed former ice cream moguls Ben & Jerry to serve out the rest of
Jeffords' term. >> Read
more
Bush
Leaves Party Cites Lack of Booze
The Wired Press
George W. Bush, in the wake of Vermont Sen. James Jeffords leaving the
GOP, announced that he, as well, had left his party. In a press conference this
morning, a groggy president spoke to the American public from behind a pair of
dark sunglasses. >> Read more
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Parodies
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"Jenna
Bush was caught
trying to buy a drink in Austin
with a fake ID. It's her second
alcohol incident in a month.
She must be careful from now
on, because under federal law,
it's Three Strikes and You're
President." Comedian Argus
Hamilton
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Commentary
The
Devil Inside Jenna and George
Gary
Kamiya, Salon.com
It's not the Bush family's party spirit I
object to
it's Dubya's compulsion to punish it in others. >>
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Cleaning
Up Shrub's Mess
Molly Ivins, Syndicated
The National Laboratory for Bad Government has just finished the most
interesting experiment, with, as usual, sharp lessons for the rest of the
nation. This one is called, "What Can You Do When the Cupboard Is
Bare?" The answer is: absolutely nothing. >>
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Bush
Sees a Ghost
Maureen Dowd, New York Times
It was bedlam on the Potomac, a Babel of
preening Democrats and keening Republicans. W. couldn't stand it. He covered his
ears. Four nice men and a lady had given him the White House and now one mean
man had taken away the Congress. >> Read more
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Commentary
Grab Bag
Harper's
Index
Harper's Magazine
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Number of pages of documents
related to the Iran-Contra investigation that are still sealed : 4,630,000
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Estimated number of Americans
who listen to Oliver North's weekly radio show : 2,000,000
- Ratio of the number of pardons granted by
President Clinton to the number granted by President Reagan : 1:2
- Ratio of the number granted by President
Reagan to the number granted by President Eisenhower : 1:3 >>
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more
Top
15 Differences if Barbra Streisand Were President
TopFive.com
#10: Her media nickname: Presidentl
>> Read more
The
Official George W. Bush Nickname Generator
Now you, too, can get your very own presidential
nickname.
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Bushism of the Week
"If
a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have,
I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all." George
W. Bush, May 22, 2001
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Bushisms
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Cool Sitings
The First Twins
http://www.thefirsttwins.com
I Heart James Jeffords
http://www.iheartjamesjeffords.com
Am I Electable Or Not?
http://www.amielectableornot.com
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