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President Bush is really just Dan Quayle in a
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Kramer
for Mayor: Will New Yorkers Vote Yada Yada Yada?
Buck Wolf, ABCNEWS.com
The guy who inspired Seinfeld's
Kramer character wants to be a whole lot more than the master of his own domain.
He's running for mayor of New York.
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Introducing Jim Jeffords Beer
Anthony York, Salon.com
The folks at Vermont's Magic Hat Brewing Co. have decided to salute their junior
senator in style, naming a new beer after the only independent member in the
U.S. Senate.
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Rep.
Gary Condit Appeared in 'Attack of the Killer Tomatoes'
Sequel
The Smoking Gun
The congressman being question about his
relationship with a missing Washington intern
makes an uncredited appearance in the 1988 cult classic Return of the
Killer Tomatoes. The film, a sequel to 1978's Attack of the Killer
Tomatoes, features George Clooney in one of his first film roles, and Rick
Rockwell, the guy who wed a complete stranger on Fox's disastrous Who
Wants to Marry a Multi-millionaire.
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Lott:
Jeffords' Singing Voice Was So Bad, They Secretly Turned Off His Microphone
Washington Whispers, U.S. News
& World Report
Trying to convince turncoat Senator Jim
Jeffords not to bolt the GOP, Senate Minority Leader Trent Lott offered to keep
him in the Singing Senators. Angered at the rejection, Lott later told allies
that Jeffords's voice was so bad that the group secretly turned his microphone
off during concerts.
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"President
Bush admitted today
that he is a friend of the
electrical industry. He said, 'I
owe them a lot and if it wasn't
for the electrical college, I
wouldn't be president.'"
Jay Leno
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Parody & Satire
Bush
Trying To Decide How To Spend His Tax Refund
The
Onion
WASHINGTON
Four
days after signing a $1.35 trillion tax-cut bill, George W. Bush spent Monday
trying to decide how he will spend his $300 refund check. "Maybe I'll buy
some new wireless speakers," said the excited president, flipping through a
Sharper Image catalog. >> Read
more
Space
Alien Rates George W. Bush: 'He Stinks!'
Weekly World News
WASHINGTON
The mysterious space alien whose endorsement of George W. Bush helped him win
the election has issued a candid assessment of Bush's first 150 days in office
-- and he gives our new commander in chief a humiliating D-minus!
Northern
Irish, Serbs, Hutus Granted Homeland In West Bank
The Onion
UNITED
NATIONS
In a bold gambit hoped to resolve
dozens of conflicts around the world, the U.N. announced Monday the
establishment of Ethniklashistan, a multinational haven in the West Bank that
will serve as a new homeland for Irish Protestants, Hutus, Serbs, and other
troubled groups. >> Read
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What Would Jenna Drink?
Betty Bowers
Laura Bush's guide to raising Christian,
Republican young ladies
when you only have 20 minutes and two shot-glasses! >>
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"(Rep.
Gary Condit) hasn't been very
forthcoming with the FBI about his
involvement with his missing intern.
Now it's been revealed that when
Clinton was in trouble in '98 he wrote
a letter to Newt Gingrich demanding
that Bill Clinton come forward with
full disclosure of what he had done.
... Only in Washington would a man
alleged to have had an affair with
an intern, condemn a man who had
an affair with an intern, by writing
a letter to a man who had an affair
with a staffer. God Bless Washington."
Jay Leno
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Commentary
W's
Theme Song: 'Heart and Soul'
Tony Kornheiser, Washington Post
Did you see what Bush said after his recent
meeting with Russia's President Vladimir "Ras" Putin? Bush met with
Putin for 90 minutes, and declared the former KGB agent a righteous dude. Bush
explained: "I was able to get a sense of his soul."
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Like
Father, Like Son
Brooke Shelby Biggs, Mother
Jones.com
When it comes to mangling the mother
tongue, George W. Bush has nothing on his dad.
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Molly
Ivins, Bush-Whacker
Boston Globe
"I don't want to sound like I'm making fun of the handicapped, but he's
clearly got dyslexia, the poor man. People think that because Bush cannot speak
English, he must be better in Spanish. He is not. As I like to say, the man is
not bilingual. He is bi-ignorant." Molly
Ivins
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Grab Bag
Top 16 Favorite Movies of Jenna
Bush
TopFive.com
The Cider House RULES!!
The Hunt for OctoberFest
Honey, I've Drunks for Kids!
You've Got Bail!
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Harper's
Index
- Average number of minutes devoted to President Bush on network evening
news during each of his first 50 days in office : 9.24
- Average number of minutes devoted to President Clinton during each of his
first 50 days in office : 18.04
- Years after the McCain-Feingold campaign-finance-reform bill was first
introduced that it passed the Senate in April : 5
- Total amount raised at the two major-party fund-raisers held in the week
before its passage : $9,500,000 >>
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Dress'm
Up Dubya
Listen to your Dubya talk, dress
him up in costume and get him intoxicated at Oddcast.com.
Punch
George W. Bush
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Bushism of the Week
"I
want to thank you for coming to the White House to give me an
opportunity to urge you to work with these five senators and three
congressmen, to work hard to get this trade promotion authority moving.
The power that be, well most of the power that be, sits right
here." George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 18, 2001
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