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News 'Doonesbury'
Creator Falls for Bush Hoax
Associated Press
Garry Trudeau admitted to being
duped by a recent Internet hoax that
claimed George W. Bush had the
lowest IQ of any president in the last 50 years. Trudeau, who cited the
faux IQ study in a recent
comic strip, apologized for "unsettling anyone who was under the
impression that the President is, in fact, quite intelligent."
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Reuters
Our former commander in briefs
purchased two bikinis and three sarongs during a recent trip to Rio de Janeiro.
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Is
the Senate Strom Thurmond's Nursing Home?
Associated Press
"Someone has said the best nursing
home is the U.S. Senate," says Sen. Ernest Hollings, discussing the health
of his 98-year-old colleague, Sen. Strom Thurmond. "He's got a car, a place
to stay and somebody over there at night at the apartment with him."
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Bush
Makes Fun of a Bald Guy
Consortium News
A presidential milestone passed almost
unnoticed this summer. For the first time in the history of televised news
conferences, a president of the United States made fun of a bald person.
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"Janet
Reno is going to run for
governor of Florida. She made
the official announcement during
a surprise predawn press
conference. ... Reno's gonna run
and she's taking kind of a
hint from Al Gore. She's growing
a beard." David
Letterman
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Parody &
Satire
Welcome
to the White House
White House.org
Check out the new and improved www.whitehouse.org
parody site, providing answers to everything you ever wanted to ask but were afraid to
know about the
Bush administration.
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Reno
May Set Fire to Governor's Mansion to Force Jeb Out
The Long Point
"I have decided I can best serve the people of the state of Florida by
seeking the office of governor," former Attorney General Janet Reno said
upon declaring her candidacy, adding, "If any of you get in my way, I'll
crush you like a bug."
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Find
Out Your Presidential Nickname
Modern Humorist
The Bush administration hatches a plan to
demonstrate Dubya's ability to connect with the common man.
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The
Online Diary of Mrs. George W. Bush
White House.org
The First Lady with nothing to hide shares
her private, unabashed thoughts with those who matter most
registered voters affluent enough to enjoy Internet access.
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"President
Bush spent Labor Day
giving a speech to the Teamsters
in Detroit. He really is dyslexic.
He is the only guy I know who
takes a whole month off and
works on Labor Day."
Jay Leno
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Commentary
Missile
Defense System Includes Batteries
Dave Barry, Miami Herald
America's funniest humor columnist presents
a "Q and A'' about President Bush's proposed Missile Defense Shield.
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His
Magnificent Obsession
Maureen Dowd, New York Times
"W. seemed like a simple man, who did not get ardently aroused over anything
except Little League, clearing Texas brush and peanut butter and jelly
sandwiches," Dowd writes. But it turns out he is caught in the grip of an
obsession worthy of literature over his missile defense shield. >>
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Commentary
Grab Bag
Jesse Helms:
Almost Dead, But Not Forgotten
A few memorable quotes straight from the
curmudgeon's mouth.
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10 Ways Gary Condit Can Improve His Image
A few suggestions from the
"Late Show with David Letterman":
"Release lengthy list of former interns he did not kill";
"Blame everything on his idiot brother Jeb Condit"; and
"Have sex with Monica Lewinsky." >>
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Is
Bush Annoying or Not?
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Bushism of the Week
"One
of the interesting initiatives we've taken in Washington, D.C., is we've
got these vampire-busting devices. A vampire is a a cell deal you
can plug in the wall to charge your cell phone." George W. Bush,
Aug. 14, 2001
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