George W. Bush Gifts
George W. Bush Toilet Paper
Toilet paper featuring Bush's face and dumb Bush quotes.
Bush Posters and Magnets
Find funny Bush posters and magnets at AllPosters.com.
Talking George W. Bush Doll
A doll that says 17 different phrases in Bush's own voice, including "We're working hard to put food in your family," "I was not elected to serve one party, but to serve one nation," and "Terrorism against our nation will not stand." Created by Talking Presidents.
Top Gun George W. Bush Figure
This non-talking collectable doll is 12-inches tall and comes dressed in a full flight suit, helmet, goggles, breather and tanks that are identical to the ones George Bush wore when he landed on the flight deck of the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln. Created by Talking Presidents.
Buy mugs, buttons, T-shirts, bumper stickers, and other products featuring classic Bushisms.
Buy a poster featuring classic Bushisms such as "I think war is a dangerous place," "The future will be better tomorrow," "I stand by all the misstatments that I've made."
George W. Bush Punching Doll Bop Bag
A classic child's punch toy, but with an exaggerated likeness of President Bush. Created by Bop Bush.
George Bush Chibi Plush
The 9-inch George Bush Chibi Plush represents the President's best effort to win votes among Ghost In The Shell fans! Done in Chibi style, this is how President George Bush would look in a Japanese animated cartoon.
Bushisms on DVD
You've read President Bush's hilarious verbal gaffes, now you can watch him butcher the English language on DVD.
Top Bush Humor Books
Humorous books about President George W. Bush, including best-sellers by Michael Moore, Molly Ivins, and collections of the funniest Bushisms.
Bush Countdown Clock
A keychain clock that counts down Bush's remaining days in office.
George W. Bush Yard Gnomes
Put a Bush in your yard today.
Casino-quality playing cards chock full of Bush administration photos, quotes, facts, and figures.
Bush House of Cards
A deck of comical playing cards showcasing the powerful crew directing the American ship of state since January 2001.
The Deck of Bush
Playing cards featuring "54 Reasons Not to Re-Elect the Un-Elected Fraud."
White House.org Gift Shop
Demonstrate your courage and unswerving love of country by purchasing subversive t-shirts, hats, mugs, and all manner of worthless ephemera.
George W. Bush Dog Toy
Now your "best friend" can chew on your worst enemy.
Texas Homegrown Dope Seeds
Using a silver spoon, plant in shallow hole. Protect from draft. Feed with loads of family and soft money. Blossoms into an ornamental shurb perfect for protecting corporate board rooms and gated communities. Also available: Global Warming Bush Seeds. Exclusively from Funny Times.