Bush Inauguration Jokes

Bush Inauguration Jokes

Read late-night jokes about Bush's second presidential inauguration.

JibJab Presents 'Second Term'

JibJab salutes President Bush's inauguration with a new animated cartoon titled "Second Term," set to the tune of "She'll Be Coming Round the Mountain."

25 Things To Do BEFORE the Bush Inauguration

Get that abortion you've always wanted. Have coffee with your gay friends in a public place. Cash a Social Security check. Spend quality time with your draft-age child/grandchild...

First Draft of Bush's Inaugural Address

Read an amusing parody of President Bush's inaugural address.

The George W. Bush First Term Quiz

What was that mysterious bulge on Bush's back during the presidential debates? Did Bush really wave at Stevie Wonder? What product did Bush inspire a toy manufacturer to create? Test your knowledge of Bush's feats and foibles with this funny quiz.

The 50 Dumbest Things Bush Said In His First Term

50. "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here."
43. "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport."

The 100 Best Bush Jokes: 2000-2004

Read a compilation of the 100 best late-night jokes from President Bush's first term, from the 2000 election deadlock to the showdown with Saddam to his current reelection bid. Searchable by topic.

Ashcroft Song To Be Performed at Bush Inauguration

John Ashcroft's song "Let the Eagles Soar," which was featured in "Fahrenheit 9/11," will be performed at President Bush's inauguration. Listen to Ashcroft sing a rousing rendition of the song.

Bush Inauguration Cartoons

View editorial cartoons from around the country about President Bush's inauguration, compiled by the Professional Cartoonists Index.

Transcript of Bush's Inaugural Address Promising Greater Freedom®

"Today, as we celebrate the Constitution of Independence, I am proud to be standing here, mindful that I have bested my loser one-termer daddy, and eager to kick off a second term that will make Richard Nixon's look as squeaky clean as a virgin debutante's freshly douched hoo-hoo..." Courtesy of White House.org.

Interactive Inaugural Map

Your roadmap to fun. Animation by Mark Fiore.

Presidential Inauguration Marred by Bush Appearance

A generally festive inaugural celebration in the nation's capital was tempered by the conspicuous presence of George W. Bush. From the Specious Report.

Live-Blogging the Coronation

Wonkette offers an amusing minute-by-minute account of President Bush's coronation ceremony.