George Bush Jokes

"President Bush gave his State of the Union address. ... Did you notice, a lot of Republican congressmen were not applauding President Bush. It's hard when you're wearing handcuffs." --Jay Leno

"The State of the Union address was stopped 72 times last night for applause and another 30 for subpoenas." --David Letterman

"Earlier tonight, President Bush delivered his State of the Union address. The president gave the speech at 9 p.m., which means he had to wear his pajamas under his suit." --Conan O'Brien

"Tomorrow is Groundhog Day. That might not mean much to you but to President Bush it means a month off at the ranch." --David Letterman

[Clip of President Bush addressing national guardsmen in Idaho]: "Nineteen individuals have served both as guardsmen and as president of the United States, and I'm proud to have been one." "Ah, the first rule of public speaking -- always start with a joke." --Jon Stewart

"It's the start of a new year and President Bush wants to hit the ground bungling." --David Letterman