Complete coverage of George W. Bush's mangling of the mother tongue, including the latest Bushisms and other funny Bush quotes.
A hand-picked, regularly updated collection of the best Bush gaffes and funny Bush quotes.
Read the ultimate compendium of classic Bushisms, featuring the 50 most idiotic, strange, and maniacal things George W. Bush ever said.
Read the stupidest things George W. Bush has ever said with the help of the Random Bush Quote Generator.
Check out our list of the 10 dumbest things President Bush has ever said.
Test your knowledge of President Bush's verbal gaffes, scrambled syntax, and inane statements with this funny 15-question quiz.
Listen to audio clips of President Bush's dumbest quotes and verbal gaffes.
Read a compilation of the 10 dumbest Bush quotes from 2008.
Read a compilation of the 10 dumbest Bush quotes from 2007.
Read a funny list of the 10 stupidest things President Bush said in 2006.
Read a funny list of the 10 dumbest things President Bush said in 2005.
Read a collection of the funniest verbal gaffes made by President Bush in 2004.
George W. Bush mangled the English language like no other president during his eight years in office. What's your favorite Bushism of all time?
Watch a funny video featuring a series of the best Bush bloopers and verbal gaffes.
Read accounts and watch videos clips of all of President Bush's humorous speeches delivered at the annual White House Correspondents' dinners and other press dinners.
Read a list of nicknames given by President Bush to friends and foes.
Bush's verbal gaffes may be legendary, but he's also said a lot of intentionally funny things. Read Bush's wittiest quips from the 2004 campaign trail.
A hilarious plays the genius behind President Bush's famous flubs in this hilarious short, presented by Comedy Central.
Few presidents have mangled the English language with as much dexterity as the George Bushes. Can you discern a George W. Bushism from a George H.W. Bushism? Take our quiz and find out.
George W. Bush's verbal gaffes have proven that he shares his father's flair for butchering the English language. But the many adventures in Bushspeak cannot be fully appreciated until Poppy and Dubya's rhetorical blunders are compared side by side.
Read a hilarious poem composed entirely of actual George W. Bush quotes.
You've read President Bush's hilarious verbal gaffes, now you can watch him butcher the English language on DVD.
Buy mugs, buttons, T-shirts, bumper stickers, and other products featuring classic Bushisms.
Buy a poster featuring classic Bushisms such as "I think war is a dangerous place," "The future will be better tomorrow," "I stand by all the misstatments that I've made."
Keep up to date on all the latest Bushisms gathered by Slate's Jacob Weisberg, the man who coined the term and wrote the
book on Bushisms.
Features 365 malapropisms and other oratorical manglings from the 43rd President of the United States.
Buy T-shirts, bumper stickers, mugs, and other products featuring hilarious Bush quotes.
A flash cartoon animation featuring stupid Bush quotes.
Drag and drop words directly into Bush's mouth.
Now you too can Bushify any sentence.
Doonesbury recaps classic Bushisms. Click
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Features 3D animations of Bush delivering his juiciest quotes.
Dubya's use of the English language is so...uh...creative, that it's often hard to tell a made-up quote from the real enchilada. Test your Bush quote quotient with this quiz from Madeleine Begun Kane.
Great site which includes Bush's verbal gaffes organized by subject, his repeat verbal offenses, an audio archive of Bush quotes, and more.
Watch video footage of Bush making the following statement: "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
About's Guide to English as a Second Language evaluates President Bush's problems with grammar.
A White House staffer reveals that Bush has mastered George Eliot, Tocqueville, Aristotle and Wordsworth. A careful reading of some of the president's more famous remarks reveals the wisdom he has clearly been struggling to share with us.
Is the quote from George W. Bush or Ralph Wiggum? You Decide.
How many Bushisms can you complete?
The author of
"The Bush Dyslexicon" sees more in Bush's verbal tics and grammatical bungles than just plain idiocy. He credits Bush for speaking a language television producers and talk show hosts can understand: one of superfice and shallowness, of one-liners and aw-shucks answers.
Read Bush quotes assembled by Bush Watch, which describes "Bushlexia" as "a combination of dyslexia, attention deficit disorder, apraxia, illiteracy, ignorance, laziness, passive-aggressiveness, and an arrogant attitude of privilege."
A surprising number of Americans speak a form of nonstandard English that linguists have dubbed "Bushonics," in honor of the dialect's most famous speaker, George W. Bush. They're mad as hell and won't be misunderestimated anymore!
Features funny and disturbing Bush quotes and amusing captioned photos.
A Republican-to-English dictionary.
