Bushisms and Funny Bush Quotes
Complete coverage of George W. Bush's mangling of the mother tongue, including the latest Bushisms and other funny Bush quotes.
Bushisms - Updated Frequently
A hand-picked, regularly updated collection of the best Bush gaffes and funny Bush quotes.
A hand-picked, regularly updated collection of the best Bush gaffes and funny Bush quotes.
Random Bushisms Generator
Read the stupidest things George W. Bush has ever said with the help of the Random Bush Quote Generator.
Read the stupidest things George W. Bush has ever said with the help of the Random Bush Quote Generator.
Top 10 Bushisms
Check out our list of the 10 dumbest things President Bush has ever said.
Check out our list of the 10 dumbest things President Bush has ever said.
The 50 Dumbest Bush Quotes of All Time
Read the ultimate compendium of classic Bushisms, featuring the 50 most idiotic, strange, and maniacal things George W. Bush ever said.
Read the ultimate compendium of classic Bushisms, featuring the 50 most idiotic, strange, and maniacal things George W. Bush ever said.
The Bushisms Quiz
Test your knowledge of President Bush's verbal gaffes, scrambled syntax, and inane statements with this funny 15-question quiz.
Test your knowledge of President Bush's verbal gaffes, scrambled syntax, and inane statements with this funny 15-question quiz.
Bushisms Audio Gallery
Listen to audio clips of President Bush's dumbest quotes and verbal gaffes.
Listen to audio clips of President Bush's dumbest quotes and verbal gaffes.
Bush Bloopers Video
Watch a funny video featuring a series of the best Bush bloopers and verbal gaffes.
Watch a funny video featuring a series of the best Bush bloopers and verbal gaffes.
Top 10 Bushisms of 2007
Read a compilation of the 10 dumbest Bush quotes from 2007.
Read a compilation of the 10 dumbest Bush quotes from 2007.
Top 10 Bushisms of 2006
Read a funny list of the 10 stupidest things President Bush said in 2006.
Read a funny list of the 10 stupidest things President Bush said in 2006.
Top 10 Bushisms of 2005
Read a funny list of the 10 dumbest things President Bush said in 2005.
Read a funny list of the 10 dumbest things President Bush said in 2005.
Top 10 Bushisms of 2004
Read a collection of the funniest verbal gaffes made by President Bush in 2004.
Read a collection of the funniest verbal gaffes made by President Bush in 2004.
Funny Bush Speeches
Read accounts and watch videos clips of all of President Bush's humorous speeches delivered at the annual White House Correspondents' dinners and other press dinners.
Read accounts and watch videos clips of all of President Bush's humorous speeches delivered at the annual White House Correspondents' dinners and other press dinners.
George W. Bush's Nicknames
Read a list of nicknames given by President Bush to friends and foes.
Read a list of nicknames given by President Bush to friends and foes.
The Wit and Wisdom of George W. Bush
Bush's verbal gaffes may be legendary, but he's also said a lot of intentionally funny things. Read Bush's wittiest quips from the 2004 campaign trail.
Bush's verbal gaffes may be legendary, but he's also said a lot of intentionally funny things. Read Bush's wittiest quips from the 2004 campaign trail.
Video: Bush's Speechalist
A hilarious plays the genius behind President Bush's famous flubs in this hilarious short, presented by Comedy Central.
A hilarious plays the genius behind President Bush's famous flubs in this hilarious short, presented by Comedy Central.
The Bush vs. Bush Quiz
Few presidents have mangled the English language with as much dexterity as the George Bushes. Can you discern a George W. Bushism from a George H.W. Bushism? Take our quiz and find out.
Few presidents have mangled the English language with as much dexterity as the George Bushes. Can you discern a George W. Bushism from a George H.W. Bushism? Take our quiz and find out.
The Bushisms: Poppy and Dubya Speak
George W. Bush's verbal gaffes have proven that he shares his father's flair for butchering the English language. But the many adventures in Bushspeak cannot be fully appreciated until Poppy and Dubya's rhetorical blunders are compared side by side.
George W. Bush's verbal gaffes have proven that he shares his father's flair for butchering the English language. But the many adventures in Bushspeak cannot be fully appreciated until Poppy and Dubya's rhetorical blunders are compared side by side.
Make the Pie Higher
Read a hilarious poem composed entirely of actual George W. Bush quotes.
Read a hilarious poem composed entirely of actual George W. Bush quotes.
Bushisms on DVD
You've read President Bush's hilarious verbal gaffes, now you can watch him butcher the English language on DVD.
You've read President Bush's hilarious verbal gaffes, now you can watch him butcher the English language on DVD.
Bushisms Products
Buy mugs, buttons, T-shirts, bumper stickers, and other products featuring classic Bushisms.
Buy mugs, buttons, T-shirts, bumper stickers, and other products featuring classic Bushisms.
Bushisms Poster
Buy a poster featuring classic Bushisms such as "I think war is a dangerous place," "The future will be better tomorrow," "I stand by all the misstatments that I've made."
Buy a poster featuring classic Bushisms such as "I think war is a dangerous place," "The future will be better tomorrow," "I stand by all the misstatments that I've made."
Bushisms Audio CD's
Buy audio CD's containing clips of classic Bushisms, such as "Fool Me Once," "New Ways to Harm Our Country," "OB-GYN's Can't Practice Their Love," and "Heck of a Job."
Buy audio CD's containing clips of classic Bushisms, such as "Fool Me Once," "New Ways to Harm Our Country," "OB-GYN's Can't Practice Their Love," and "Heck of a Job."
The Complete Bushisms
Keep up to date on all the latest Bushisms gathered by Slate's Jacob Weisberg, the man who coined the term and wrote the book on Bushisms.
Keep up to date on all the latest Bushisms gathered by Slate's Jacob Weisberg, the man who coined the term and wrote the book on Bushisms.
2006 Desk Calendar of Presidential (Mis)Speak
Features 365 malapropisms and other oratorical manglings from the 43rd President of the United States.
Features 365 malapropisms and other oratorical manglings from the 43rd President of the United States.
Bushisms Gear
Buy T-shirts, bumper stickers, mugs, and other products featuring hilarious Bush quotes.
Buy T-shirts, bumper stickers, mugs, and other products featuring hilarious Bush quotes.
Bushisms Ring Tones
Get ringtones for your cell phone featuring classic Bushisms.
Get ringtones for your cell phone featuring classic Bushisms.
George W. Bush Misunderestimated
A flash cartoon animation featuring stupid Bush quotes.
A flash cartoon animation featuring stupid Bush quotes.
Make Your Own Bush Speech
Drag and drop words directly into Bush's mouth.
Drag and drop words directly into Bush's mouth.
Build Your Own Bush Speech
Now you too can Bushify any sentence.
Now you too can Bushify any sentence.
Bushspeak Hangman
Chortler presents a nifty game to help assist in the learning of special Bush words.
Chortler presents a nifty game to help assist in the learning of special Bush words.
3D Dubya
Features 3D animations of Bush delivering his juiciest quotes.
Features 3D animations of Bush delivering his juiciest quotes.
Dubya Quote Quiz
Dubya's use of the English language is so...uh...creative, that it's often hard to tell a made-up quote from the real enchilada. Test your Bush quote quotient with this quiz from Madeleine Begun Kane.
Dubya's use of the English language is so...uh...creative, that it's often hard to tell a made-up quote from the real enchilada. Test your Bush quote quotient with this quiz from Madeleine Begun Kane.
DubyaSpeak.com
Great site which includes Bush's verbal gaffes organized by subject, his repeat verbal offenses, an audio archive of Bush quotes, and more.
Great site which includes Bush's verbal gaffes organized by subject, his repeat verbal offenses, an audio archive of Bush quotes, and more.
Fool Me Once...
Watch video footage of Bush making the following statement: "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
Watch video footage of Bush making the following statement: "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
Bush as a Second Language
About's Guide to English as a Second Language evaluates President Bush's problems with grammar.
About's Guide to English as a Second Language evaluates President Bush's problems with grammar.
Bush Channels the Ancients
A White House staffer reveals that Bush has mastered George Eliot, Tocqueville, Aristotle and Wordsworth. A careful reading of some of the president's more famous remarks reveals the wisdom he has clearly been struggling to share with us.
A White House staffer reveals that Bush has mastered George Eliot, Tocqueville, Aristotle and Wordsworth. A careful reading of some of the president's more famous remarks reveals the wisdom he has clearly been struggling to share with us.
Editing out Bush's Bloopers
Is the White House altering history by sanitizing the president's gaffes?
Is the White House altering history by sanitizing the president's gaffes?
The Bush Dictionary
Don't know your 'ooches' from your 'subliminables'? Brush up on some of the more common words and phrases in the Bush language.
Don't know your 'ooches' from your 'subliminables'? Brush up on some of the more common words and phrases in the Bush language.
The Bush or Wiggum Game
Is the quote from George W. Bush or Ralph Wiggum? You Decide.
Is the quote from George W. Bush or Ralph Wiggum? You Decide.
George W. Bush: Fill in the Blanks
How many Bushisms can you complete?
How many Bushisms can you complete?
Bush Speak: An Interview with Mark Crispin Miller
The author of "The Bush Dyslexicon" sees more in Bush's verbal tics and grammatical bungles than just plain idiocy. He credits Bush for speaking a language television producers and talk show hosts can understand: one of superfice and shallowness, of one-liners and aw-shucks answers.
The author of "The Bush Dyslexicon" sees more in Bush's verbal tics and grammatical bungles than just plain idiocy. He credits Bush for speaking a language television producers and talk show hosts can understand: one of superfice and shallowness, of one-liners and aw-shucks answers.
Bushlexia
Read Bush quotes assembled by Bush Watch, which describes "Bushlexia" as "a combination of dyslexia, attention deficit disorder, apraxia, illiteracy, ignorance, laziness, passive-aggressiveness, and an arrogant attitude of privilege."
Read Bush quotes assembled by Bush Watch, which describes "Bushlexia" as "a combination of dyslexia, attention deficit disorder, apraxia, illiteracy, ignorance, laziness, passive-aggressiveness, and an arrogant attitude of privilege."
Bushonics Speakers Strike Back
A surprising number of Americans speak a form of nonstandard English that linguists have dubbed "Bushonics," in honor of the dialect's most famous speaker, George W. Bush. They're mad as hell and won't be misunderestimated anymore!
A surprising number of Americans speak a form of nonstandard English that linguists have dubbed "Bushonics," in honor of the dialect's most famous speaker, George W. Bush. They're mad as hell and won't be misunderestimated anymore!
BushGrammar.com
Features Bush quotes corrected with proofreader's marks.
Features Bush quotes corrected with proofreader's marks.
Bush For Dummies
Features funny and disturbing Bush quotes and amusing captioned photos.
Features funny and disturbing Bush quotes and amusing captioned photos.
Decoding Bushspeak
A Republican-to-English dictionary.
A Republican-to-English dictionary.