Comedian Bill Maher rants about President Bush and how everything he touches turns to absolute crap. From Maher's "New Rules" segment on HBO's "Real Time With Bill Maher." (A transcript is available here
A funny, merciless rant. One of the best lines: "Seriously, Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you anymore. There's no more money to spend; you used up all of that. You can't start another war because you also used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people."