iPhone Jokes

"All over the country today there were huge lines at Apple stores for the iPhone — not to buy them, to return them. Apparently, Apple is addressing problems with the iPhone. For now on, if you buy an iPhone, they throw in a Verizon Blackberry so you can make a call." —Jay Leno

"Apple has called a major press conference to discuss the iPhone 4. Well, they actually tried to call three days ago, but it finally went through just now." —Jimmy Fallon

"Problems continue for this new iPhone 4. To give you an idea of how bad are now, flight attendants are now telling passengers, 'Eh, don't shut 'em off after take off. You're fine, you're not going to get any calls anyway.'" –Jay Leno

"To be fair, Apple reached out to their customers. They're now going to offer a free iPhone case for all iPhone users. It's not going to help reception. But it protects the iPhone after you throw it against the wall." –Jay Leno

"The iPhone 4 is $499 to buy outright, $199 to upgrade your existing iPhone, and if you don't want one at all, it's $99." –Jimmy Kimmel