Dick Cheney Top 10 Lists

From the "Late Show With David Letterman"
#4. I thought the guy was trying to go 'gay cowboy' on me
#2. Until Democrats approve Medicare reform, we have to make some tough choices for the elderly

From the "Late Show With David Letterman"
3. His undisclosed location is a Hooters in San Antonio

From the "Late Show With David Letterman":
10. Trying to fix up Condi Rice with his daughter...

From the "Late Show With David Letterman:
#1. Stunning admission: "The gun was loaded and so was I"

From the "Late Show With David Letterman":
#9: "Hopefully he won't mention—Halibur—oh crap"

From the "Late Show With David Letterman":
#4: The CIA says they have reliable information Cheney won't be dumped...

From the "Late Show With David Letterman"
#8: CIA says it has indisputable evidence that Cheney will remain on the ticket...

From the "Late Show with David Letterman."
#10. To make himself more appealing to Bush, executed 47 people in Wyoming