Funny Political Quotes by Comedians

Read the latest jokes by all of the late-night comedians, as well as jokes on hot political topics.

Read the latest jokes and quips by "Daily Show" host Jon Stewart.

Read a collection of Stephen Colbert's funniest quotes and jokes -- updated regularly.

Read famous political quotes by comedian George Carlin.

Read classic one-liners and funny quotes by gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson.

Read classic political quotes by Kurt Vonnegut.

Read funny quotes and jokes by political comedian Will Durst.

Read classic jokes and funny quotes by late-night king Johnny Carson.

Classic political jokes and one-liners by legendary comedian Bob Hope.