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Poll: Most Hardened Convicts Refuse to Share Cells With CEOs
In a new survey of career criminals serving time in America's federal penitentiaries, a whopping 83 percent of the hardened convicts "strongly object" to the notion of sharing their cells with disgraced CEOs. Get the full scoop from the Borowitz Report.
In a new survey of career criminals serving time in America's federal penitentiaries, a whopping 83 percent of the hardened convicts "strongly object" to the notion of sharing their cells with disgraced CEOs. Get the full scoop from the Borowitz Report.
Cheney, Pitt Introduce Revised Corporate Ethics Guidelines
Vice President Cheney and SEC Chairman Harvey Pitt have taken it upon themselves to revise and update the White House Corporate Honor Code. See the results at White House.org.
Vice President Cheney and SEC Chairman Harvey Pitt have taken it upon themselves to revise and update the White House Corporate Honor Code. See the results at White House.org.
Remaining U.S. CEOs Make a Break For It
Unwilling to wait for their eventual indictments, the 10,000 remaining CEOs of public U.S. companies made a break for it yesterday, heading for the Mexican border, plundering towns and villages along the way, and writing the entire rampage off as a marketing expense, SatireWire reports.
Unwilling to wait for their eventual indictments, the 10,000 remaining CEOs of public U.S. companies made a break for it yesterday, heading for the Mexican border, plundering towns and villages along the way, and writing the entire rampage off as a marketing expense, SatireWire reports.
In Desperate Bid to Boost Markets, Bush Vows to Stop Talking
Taking his boldest step to date to prop up the U.S.'s sagging equity markets, the White House announced today that President Bush would keep his mouth shut "indefinitely" in the hopes that his silence would trigger an improvement in share prices, according to the Borowitz Report.
Taking his boldest step to date to prop up the U.S.'s sagging equity markets, the White House announced today that President Bush would keep his mouth shut "indefinitely" in the hopes that his silence would trigger an improvement in share prices, according to the Borowitz Report.
Department of Corporateland Security Opens For Business
See what Bush, Cheney, Harvey Pitt, and other Bush administration officials are covering up in this animated cartoon by Mark Fiore.
See what Bush, Cheney, Harvey Pitt, and other Bush administration officials are covering up in this animated cartoon by Mark Fiore.
Bush Vows Crackdown on Post-1990 Corporate Corruption
Vowing to restore faith in capitalism itself, President Bush promised to strengthen accounting laws, impose long prison terms for executives guilty of fraud, and punish any acts of corporate corruption that didn't happen in 1990, SatireWire reports.
Vowing to restore faith in capitalism itself, President Bush promised to strengthen accounting laws, impose long prison terms for executives guilty of fraud, and punish any acts of corporate corruption that didn't happen in 1990, SatireWire reports.
Dept. of Homeland Security's Color-Coded Stock Market Alerts
A new alert system devised by Tom Ridge will allow investors to panic in an orderly fashion, according to the Borowitz Report.
A new alert system devised by Tom Ridge will allow investors to panic in an orderly fashion, according to the Borowitz Report.
Dick Cheney Addresses Bankrupted Haliburton Stockholders
Vice President Cheney takes a break from his vacation to defend himself against charges of greed and corruption. Read the transcript of his remarks at White House.org.
Vice President Cheney takes a break from his vacation to defend himself against charges of greed and corruption. Read the transcript of his remarks at White House.org.
Bush Speaks Out On Corporate Responsibilitude
Watch President Bush sweat in this new animated cartoon from Too Stupid To Be President.com.
Watch President Bush sweat in this new animated cartoon from Too Stupid To Be President.com.
Bush Issues New Guidelines for Corporate Responsibility
"Together, let us convince the public that we are not felons," the president said in remarks to his aryan Wall Street brethren.
"Together, let us convince the public that we are not felons," the president said in remarks to his aryan Wall Street brethren.
Bush, In Though Wall St. Speech, Vows to Make More Speeches
In a strongly-worded reply, Democrats challenge the president to back up his words with additional words, Andy Borowitz reports.
In a strongly-worded reply, Democrats challenge the president to back up his words with additional words, Andy Borowitz reports.
White Male CEOs Accuse Government of Profiling
Angry white male CEOs marched on Washington today, claiming that they are the latest victims of profiling by the federal government, according to the Borowitz Report.
Angry white male CEOs marched on Washington today, claiming that they are the latest victims of profiling by the federal government, according to the Borowitz Report.
Supreme Court Rules Earnings Should Be Protected as 'Art'
In a surprise decision that exonerates dozens of major companies, the U.S. Supreme Court today ruled that corporate earnings statements should be protected as works of art, as they "create something from nothing," SatireWire reports.
In a surprise decision that exonerates dozens of major companies, the U.S. Supreme Court today ruled that corporate earnings statements should be protected as works of art, as they "create something from nothing," SatireWire reports.