Democratic Convention Humor
Complete humor coverage of the 2004 Democratic National Convention.
Democratic Convention Jokes
Read late-night jokes about the Democratic National Convention.
Read late-night jokes about the Democratic National Convention.
The John Kerry Loyalty Quiz
Are you a true believer in John Kerry, or are you convinced he's a loser? Take this quiz and we'll gauge your level of support for the Democratic presidential nominee.
Are you a true believer in John Kerry, or are you convinced he's a loser? Take this quiz and we'll gauge your level of support for the Democratic presidential nominee.
Democratic Convention Schedule Parody
Highlights include an opening flag burning ceremony, an anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand, a 'Free Saddam' pep rally, a Howard Dean screamfest, and multiple gay marriage ceremonies.
Highlights include an opening flag burning ceremony, an anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand, a 'Free Saddam' pep rally, a Howard Dean screamfest, and multiple gay marriage ceremonies.
Convention Snafu: Where Are the *@*&! Balloons?
"Jesus! We need more balloons. I want all balloons to go, goddammit... There's not enough coming down! All balloons, what the hell! There's nothing falling! What the f@#k are you guys doing up there?" --Democratic Convention producer Don Mischer, overheard on CNN having an apoplectic seizure when the balloons failed to drop from the ceiling
"Jesus! We need more balloons. I want all balloons to go, goddammit... There's not enough coming down! All balloons, what the hell! There's nothing falling! What the f@#k are you guys doing up there?" --Democratic Convention producer Don Mischer, overheard on CNN having an apoplectic seizure when the balloons failed to drop from the ceiling
Democratic Convention Cartoons
View cartoons by the nation's top editorial cartoonists about the 2004 Democratic National Convention.
View cartoons by the nation's top editorial cartoonists about the 2004 Democratic National Convention.
'The Daily Show's' Democratic Convention Coverage
Complete "Indecision 2004" coverage from "The Daily Show With Jon Stewart."
Complete "Indecision 2004" coverage from "The Daily Show With Jon Stewart."
John Kerry: He's Not George W. Bush
"The Daily Show" presents a hilarious mockumentary film about the life of John Kerry.
"The Daily Show" presents a hilarious mockumentary film about the life of John Kerry.
Dave Barry on the Convention
Read humor columnist Dave Barry's dispatches from the Democratic Convention.
Read humor columnist Dave Barry's dispatches from the Democratic Convention.
Top 10 Things Overheard During Teresa Heinz Kerry's Speech
From the "Late Show With David Letterman"
#6: Pretty impressive — she can spew obscenities in several languages...
From the "Late Show With David Letterman"
#6: Pretty impressive — she can spew obscenities in several languages...
Top 10 Signs Your Convention Speech Is Boring
From the "Late Show With David Letterman":
#9: Teresa Heinz Kerry gets a standing ovation when she tells you to "shove it"...
From the "Late Show With David Letterman":
#9: Teresa Heinz Kerry gets a standing ovation when she tells you to "shove it"...
Animated Cartoon: The Democratic Convention Game
Making the convention fun again! Animated cartoon by Mark Fiore.
Making the convention fun again! Animated cartoon by Mark Fiore.
Convention Bloggers
Features direct links to bloggers covering the 2004 Democratic Convention.
Features direct links to bloggers covering the 2004 Democratic Convention.