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Funny Political Quotes - Updated Frequently
Funny quotes, witty one-liners and strange sound bites, updated frequently.
Dumb Quotes from the 2008 Candidates
Read dumb quotes from the 2008 presidential candidates, updated frequently.
The 10 Most Obnoxious Quotes from the Democratic Presidential Race
Read a compilation of the most obnoxious quotes by Clinton and Obama surrogates and supporters from the 2008 presidential campaign.
Funny Hillary Clinton Quotes
Read a collection of funny Hillary Clinton quotes from her 2008 presidential campaign and her years in the Senate and as First Lady.
Barack Obama Quotes
Read a collection of funny Barack Obama quotes from the 2008 presidential campaign.
Hillary Clinton Quotes
Read the top 10 stupidest Hillary Clinton quotes.
Bill Clinton Quotes
Read funny quotes by President Bill Clinton.
Howard Dean Quotes
Read a list of the 10 stupidest things Howard Dean has ever said.
John Kerry Quotes
Read witty quips by John Kerry from the 2004 campaign trail.
Al Gore Quotes
Read funny quotes by former Vice President Al Gore.
Michael Moore Quotes
Funny quotes by author/filmmaker/political provocateur Michael Moore.
Al Sharpton Quotes
Read funny one-liners by Rev. Al Sharpton.
Stupid Liberal Quote Quiz
How well do you know your left-wing idiots? Test your knowledge with this fun quiz featuring stupid quotes by famous liberals.
The 25 Dumbest Quotes of 2004
From the verbal gaffes of George W. Bush and John Kerry to the insanity of Zell Miller and Dan Rather, here's a list of the 25 dumbest quotes of 2004.
The 25 Funniest Quotes of 2004
Read a list of the 25 funniest quotes of 2004, including witty quips by Jon Stewart, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Michael Moore.

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