Donald Rumsfeld Jokes
Jokes, cartoons, and satire about Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld.
Donald Rumsfeld Quotes
Read the wit and wisdom of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld.
Read the wit and wisdom of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld.
Funny Donald Rumsfeld Pictures
View a series of doctored photos and parody pictures poking fun at Donald Rumsfeld.
View a series of doctored photos and parody pictures poking fun at Donald Rumsfeld.
Donald Rumsfeld Jokes
Late-night jokes about Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld.
Late-night jokes about Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld.
Video of Classic Rumsfeldisms
Watch a video clip featuring classic quotes by Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, known as Rumsfeldisms.
Watch a video clip featuring classic quotes by Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, known as Rumsfeldisms.
Rumsfeld Rolls a Joint at the Podium
Craig Ferguson pays tribute to Donald Rumsfeld with a funny video featuring the defense secretary rolling a joint at the podium.
Craig Ferguson pays tribute to Donald Rumsfeld with a funny video featuring the defense secretary rolling a joint at the podium.
Donald Rumsfeld Wins 'Foot in Mouth Award'
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, known for his straight-talking, no-nonsense rhetoric, was awarded this year's "Foot in Mouth Award" from Britain's Plain English Campaign. Read the sound bite that won Rumsfeld the honor.
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, known for his straight-talking, no-nonsense rhetoric, was awarded this year's "Foot in Mouth Award" from Britain's Plain English Campaign. Read the sound bite that won Rumsfeld the honor.
Donald Rumsfeld Shakes Hands With Saddam Hussein
View the infamous photo of Saddam Hussein greeting Donald Rumsfeld in Baghdad in 1983.
View the infamous photo of Saddam Hussein greeting Donald Rumsfeld in Baghdad in 1983.
Political Cartoon Draws Protest From Pentagon
Political cartoonist Tom Toles of the Washington Post has come under withering assault from top level Pentagon brass for a cartoon they're calling "beyond tasteless." Read about the controversy and view the offending cartoon.
Political cartoonist Tom Toles of the Washington Post has come under withering assault from top level Pentagon brass for a cartoon they're calling "beyond tasteless." Read about the controversy and view the offending cartoon.
Cartoons: Criticizing Rumsfeld
View editorial cartoons about criticism of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and calls for him to resign.
View editorial cartoons about criticism of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and calls for him to resign.
Video: Rumsfeld Caught With Pants Down
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld gets caught blatantly contradicting his past statements regarding the imminent threat posed by Iraq.
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld gets caught blatantly contradicting his past statements regarding the imminent threat posed by Iraq.
Animated Cartoon: Rummy's Greatest Hits
Donald Rumsfeld's patriotic lyrics for victory. Animated cartoon by Mark Fiore.
Donald Rumsfeld's patriotic lyrics for victory. Animated cartoon by Mark Fiore.
The Poetry of Donald Rumsfeld
Slate presents a collection of poems consisting of the exact words of the defense secretary, as taken from the official transcripts on the Defense Department Web site.
Slate presents a collection of poems consisting of the exact words of the defense secretary, as taken from the official transcripts on the Defense Department Web site.
Donald Rumsfeld Soundbite Archive
Listen to a hilarious collection of soundbites from Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld compiled by the BBC.
Listen to a hilarious collection of soundbites from Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld compiled by the BBC.
Ask Professor Rumsfeld
Brush up on your philosophy and delve into the human psyche with this interactive classroom hosted by Donald Rumsfeld himself. Presented by Humor Is Dead.
Brush up on your philosophy and delve into the human psyche with this interactive classroom hosted by Donald Rumsfeld himself. Presented by Humor Is Dead.
Rumsfeld Fighting Technique
Donald Rumsfeld demonstrates his various styles for taking on his enemies.
Donald Rumsfeld demonstrates his various styles for taking on his enemies.
Donald Rumsfeld Orders Breakfast At Denny's
"The real truth is, there are no 'knowns.' This is a whole new menu. Are we in the past? No. Are we using the past's menu? No. Are there things that we know we know? Not exactly." From the New Yorker.
"The real truth is, there are no 'knowns.' This is a whole new menu. Are we in the past? No. Are we using the past's menu? No. Are there things that we know we know? Not exactly." From the New Yorker.
Rumsfeld Press Conference Transcript
Read the text of Donald Rumsfeld's weekly press gaggle with assembled Fox newspeak information operatives, courtesy of White House.org.
Read the text of Donald Rumsfeld's weekly press gaggle with assembled Fox newspeak information operatives, courtesy of White House.org.
Rummy's New Postwar Planner
Batteries not included. Animated cartoon by Mark Fiore.
Batteries not included. Animated cartoon by Mark Fiore.