2004 Election Top 10 Lists
The Best Humor of Campaign 2004
From JibJab's cartoons to Will Ferrell's Bush shtick to election satire from "The Daily Show" and "The Onion," check out the best political humor of campaign 2004.
The 10 Dumbest Quotes of Campaign 2004
Read a list of the 10 dumbest quotes from the 2004 presidential campaign, including idiotic statements by George W. Bush, John Kerry, Dick Cheney, and others.
The 10 Funniest Quotes of Campaign 2004
Read a list of the 10 funniest quotes from the 2004 presidential campaign, including witty quips by George W. Bush, John Kerry, Dick Cheney, and others.
Top 10 Election Videos
View the best videos poking fun at the 2004 election, including JibJab's "This Land" and "Good To Be In DC," Will Ferrell's "White House West," and other funny videos mocking Bush and Kerry.
The 10 Funniest Ads of Campaign 2004
Watch funny Democratic and Republican campaign ads, including "White House West," "Trump Fires Bush," and "Man of the People."
Top 10 Bush Videos
View popular videos mocking President Bush.
The 100 Best Bush Jokes: 2000-2004
Read a compilation of the 100 best late-night jokes from President Bush's first term, from the 2000 election deadlock to the showdown with Saddam to his current reelection bid. Searchable by topic.
The 20 Best John Kerry Jokes
Read a compilation of the best late-night jokes about Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry.
Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals
As read by Sen. John Kerry on the "Late Show With David Letterman"
#8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton...
Top 10 President Bush Explanations For The Bulge In His Jacket
From the "Late Show With David Letterman":
#4: "Halliburton is drilling my back for oil."
Top 10 Ways New York City is Preparing for the GOP Convention
From the "Late Show With David Letterman":
#7. Neckline being raised on Statue of Liberty's robe to John Ashcrofts's specifications...
Top 10 Ways John Kerry Celebrated Winning The Democratic Nomination
From the "Late Show With David Letterman"
#3: While taking congratulatory phone call from Bush, got to hear president crash his bike again...
Top 10 Things Overheard During Teresa Heinz Kerry's Speech
From the "Late Show With David Letterman"
#6: Pretty impressive — she can spew obscenities in several languages...
Top 10 Signs Your Convention Speech Is Boring
From the "Late Show With David Letterman":
#9: Teresa Heinz Kerry gets a standing ovation when she tells you to "shove it"...
Top 10 Signs Bush Might Be Getting Ready To Dump Cheney
From the "Late Show With David Letterman"
#8: CIA says it has indisputable evidence that Cheney will remain on the ticket...
Top 10 Questions Ralph Nader Asked Potential Running Mates
From the "Late Show With David Letterman"
#10. Are you here because you lost a bet?
Top 10 Real Reasons John Kerry Is Running For President
From the "Late Show With David Letterman":
#10: To bring renewed tedium and uncertainty to the Democratic party...
Top 10 Ways Dennis Kucinich Can Still Be President
As read by Dennis Kucinich on the "Late Show With David Letterman":
#1. "I'm praying for a sex scandal."
Top 10 Signs Hillary Clinton Wants To Be Vice President
From the "Late Show With David Letterman."
#8: Instead of pretending to be from New York, she's pretending to be from key battleground states Ohio, Florida and Michigan.
Top 10 Signs Bush Is Considering Dumping Cheney
From the "Late Show With David Letterman":
#4: The CIA says they have reliable information Cheney won't be dumped...
Top 10 Things Never Before Said by a Presidential Candidate
As read by John Edwards on the "Late Show With David Letterman":
#1: "Read my lips: no new wardrobe malfunctions"
Top 10 Ways, I, Howard Dean, Can Turn Things Around
As read by Howard Dean on the "Late Show With David Letterman":
#1: "Oh, I don't know -- maybe fewer, crazy, red-faced rants."
Top 10 Howard Dean Excuses
From the "Late Show With David Letterman."
Top 10 Signs You've Been On The Campaign Trail Too Long
As presented by Dick Gephardt on the "Late Show With David Letterman":
#10. Every speech begins: "It's great to be wherever the hell I am today"
Top 10 Reasons Al Gore Endorsed Howard Dean
From the "Late Show With David Letterman":
#10. Thought Dean would give the most dynamic concession speech...
Top 10 Signs You're In Love With Howard Dean
From the "Late Show With David Letterman":
#10. You've actually heard of him...
Top 10 Reasons I Would Make A Great President
As read by Sen. Joe Liberman on the "Late Show With David Letterman."
#1. "Look at me. Do you honestly think there'll be a sex scandal?"
The Top 10 Jokes from the Campaign Trail
The best lines from Al Sharpton, John Kerry, John Edwards, and the rest of the presidential hopefuls.