French Jokes

Funny late-night jokes about France and the French.

Political cartoons, doctored photos, and funny pictures poking fun at the French.

A screen capture of Google's search results page for "French military victories."

Recent French jokes by the late-night comedians, including jokes about France's opposition to war against Iraq.

Funny one-liners about France and the French military.

Funny quotations by P.J. O'Rourke, Norman Schwartzkopf, Mark Twain, Marge Simpson and others about France.

The official magazine of the French military.

Listen as Jacqes Chirac sings "Raise Your Hands," "Born to Run," "Runaway," and other French favorites.

"I would call the French scum bags, but that, of course, would be a disservice to bags filled with scum." Read the full transcript of Dennis Miller's rant on "Tonight Show With Jay Leno."

The complete military history of France, from the Gallic Wars to the War on Terrorism.

A funny picture of a French cheese-eating surrender monkey -- a phrase coined on 'The Simpsons.'

Cartoons by the top editorial cartoonists about France and U.S.-French tensions over war with Iraq. Check out these outstanding collections from the Professional Cartoonists Index: Stinking Lousy France and More France-Bashing.

With the nation tired of hearing jokes about reality television, humorists are looking for a new target -- and have homed in on one that has caught the attention of a frustrated American public.

Bashing the French has always been popular. But with France's latest stance against the war on Iraq, this practice has developed heightened venom. Read more from About.com's France For Visitors Guide Kelby Carr.