Find collections of funny political quotes, including witty quips, stupid sound bites, and other funny one-liners.
Read a compilation of the 25 dumbest political quotes of 2009, including idiotic quotes from Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and others.
Read a compilation of dumb quotations by Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin.
Read a compilation of dumb quotes by Barack Obama.
A hand-picked, regularly updated collection of the best George W. Bush gaffes.
The Bush Quote Generator randomly selects the stupidest things George W. Bush has ever said.
Read a collection of funny Barack Obama quotes from the 2008 presidential campaign.
Read a collection of dumb quotes from Republican presidential candidate John McCain.
Read the 10 dumbest quotes by Republican presidential candidate John McCain.
Read a collection of funny quotes by Republican presidential candidate John McCain.
Read dumb quotes from the 2008 presidential candidates, updated frequently.
Read a collection of the funniest quotes from the 2008 presidential candidates. Updated frequently.
A funny (and scary) compilation of the most laughable, idiotic, and demonstrably insane things John McCain and Sarah Palin have said during the 2008 campaign.
Read a compilation of the most obnoxious quotes by Clinton and Obama surrogates and supporters from the 2008 presidential campaign.
Read a collection of funny Hillary Clinton quotes from her 2008 presidential campaign and her years in the Senate and as First Lady.
Read a compilation of the funniest political quotes of 2008, including the best quips from the 2008 presidential campaign.
Read a compilation of the funniest political quotes from the past year.
Read a compilation of the 25 dumbest political quotes of 2007.
Read a compilation of the 10 dumbest Bush quotes from 2007.
Funny quotes, witty one-liners and strange sound bites, updated frequently.
Read the ultimate compendium of classic Bushisms, featuring the 50 most idiotic, strange, and maniacal things George W. Bush ever said.
Read the latest jokes and quips by "Daily Show" host Jon Stewart.
Read a collection of Stephen Colbert's funniest quotes and jokes -- updated regularly.
Read 25 mind-numbingly stupid quotes about the Iraq war, search for weapons of mass destruction, and the Iraqi insurgency.
Read a funny compilation of the 25 mind-numbingly stupid quotes of the year.
Read a compilation of the funniest political quotes of 2006, including funny quotes by Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, and others.
Read idiotic sound bites and memorable gaffes from the 2004 campaign trail.
Read a funny compilation of the 25 most mind-numbingly stupid quotes of the year, including memorable sound bites by Pat Robertson, Bill O'Reilly, Howard Dean, George W. Bush, Michael Brown, and others.
Read the 25 funniest political quotes of 2005, including funny quotes by President Bush, Laura Bush, Jon Stewart, Chris Rock, and porn star Mary Carey.
Read the 25 dumbest media quotes of 2005, including memorable sound bites from Bill O'Reilly, Wolf Blitzer, Bob Novak, Jeff Gannon, and others.
Read a funny list of the 10 stupidest things President Bush said in 2006.
Read a funny list of the 10 dumbest things President Bush said in 2005.
Read a list of the 25 most mind-numbingly stupid quotes about Hurricane Katrina.
Read the 10 most famous political sex quotes, including classic sound bites by Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter, and both Presidents Bush.
From the verbal gaffes of George W. Bush and John Kerry to the insanity of Zell Miller and Dan Rather, here's a list of the 25 dumbest quotes of 2004.
Read a list of the 25 funniest quotes of 2004, including witty quips by Jon Stewart, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Michael Moore.
#10: "I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman." —Arnold Schwarzenegger, during the California recall campaign...
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Bush's verbal gaffes may be legendary, but he's also said a lot of intentionally funny things. Read Bush's wittiest quips from the 2004 campaign trail.
Read the top 10 stupidest Hillary Clinton quotes.
Read hilarious quotes by CBS News anchor Dan Rather from election night 2004, 2002, and 2000.
Read the 10 craziest things Rev. Jerry Falwell ever said.
A collection of memorable quotations from actor-turned-governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, including classic movie quotes.
Read the wit and wisdom of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. To listen to audio clips,
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Read the 10 most mind-numbingly stupid quotes by Vice President Dick Cheney.
Read funny quotes and stupid sound bites by President Bill Clinton.
Read a list of the 10 stupidest things Howard Dean has ever said.
Read witty quips by John Kerry from the 2004 campaign trail.
Read 10 mind-numbingly stupid quotes by Fox News Channel's Bill O'Reilly.
Read funny and inflammatory quotes by right-wing pundit Ann Coulter.
Read hilarious verbal gaffes and stupid quotes by President George H.W. Bush, the pioneer of Bushspeak.
Funny quotes and jokes by former President Ronald Reagan.
Famously stupid quotes from former Vice President Dan Quayle.
Read a list of the top 10 all-time stupidest Pat Robertson quotes.
Read famous political quotes by comedian George Carlin.
Funny quotes by author/filmmaker/political provocateur Michael Moore.
Read classic political quotes by Kurt Vonnegut.
Read funny quotes and jokes by political comedian Will Durst.
Read classic one-liners and funny quotes by gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson.
Read memorable quotes by CNN's resident curmudgeon Jack Cafferty.
Read funny one-liners by Rev. Al Sharpton.
Read a series of funny quips by Sen. Barack Obama poking fun at his own political stardom.
Read classic jokes and funny quotes by late-night king Johnny Carson.
Classic political jokes and one-liners by legendary comedian Bob Hope.
Actual quotes from the Iraqi Information Minister (AKA 'Baghdad Bob') too hilarious to possibly make up.
Read a list of the 10 dumbest quotes from the 2004 presidential campaign, including idiotic statements by George W. Bush, John Kerry, Dick Cheney, and others.
Read a list of the 10 funniest quotes from the 2004 presidential campaign, including witty quips by George W. Bush, John Kerry, Dick Cheney, and others.
Late-night political zingers from Jay Leno, David Letterman, Conan O'Brien, Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, and others. Regularly updated and searchable by subject.
George W. Bush's verbal gaffes have proven that he shares his father's flair for butchering the English language. But the many adventures in Bushspeak cannot be fully appreciated until Poppy and Dubya's rhetorical blunders are compared side by side.
Can you discern a George W. Bushism from a George H.W. Bushism? Take our quiz and find out.
Classic political quotes from Will Rogers, Groucho Marx, Ambrose Bierce, P.J. O'Rourke, and various politicians.
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