Funny Political Quotes and Political One-Liners
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Latest Late-Night Political Jokes
Read the latest political jokes from Jay Leno, David Letterman, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Craig Ferguson, Bill Maher, and the rest of the late-night comedians.
Dumbest Quotes from the GOP Presidential Candidates
Memorable gaffes and ridiculous statements by the 2012 Republican presidential candidates.
Funniest Political Quotes of All Time
The funniest political quotes ever, including witty one-liner and famous quotes one-liners by politicians, pundits, and humorists.
Dumbest Political Quotes of All Time
A compendium of the dumbest things ever said by prominent Republicans, Democrats, pundits, and other idiots.
Funny Political Bumper Stickers
A collection of the funniest political bumper stickers mocking both Republicans and Democrats.
Funny Tweets, Facebook status updates, and other humorous quips by various comedians and politicos.
Right-Wing Nutjob Quote-O-Matic
Generate random stupid quotes by crazy right-wing nutjobs.
Funniest Obama Quotes of All Time
The funniest Barack Obama quotes of all time, including witty quips and funny one-liners from Obama's speeches, late-night TV appearances, and comedy routines.
Left-Wing Moonbat Quote-O-Matic
Generate random stupid quotes by loony liberal moonbats.
Funny Presidential Quotes
The funniest presidential quotes of all time, including witty quips and funny one-liners by Ronald Reagan, John F. Kennedy, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and other presidents.
Dumb George Bush Quotes
Read a compilation of dumb quotes and memorable gaffes by former President George W. Bush.
Dumb Barack Obama Quotes
Read a compilation of dumb quotes and memorable gaffes by President Barack Obama.
Dumb Sarah Palin Quotes
Read a compilation of dumbest quotes and memorable gaffesby Sarah Palin.
Funniest Political Protest Signs Ever
View a gallery of witty political protest signs and clever slogans.
Best Tina Fey Quotes
A collection of Tina Fey's funniest quotes and jokes about politics, including memorable lines from her impressions of Sarah Palin on "Saturday Night Live."
Dumb Joe Biden Quotes
Read a collection of dumb Joe Biden quotes and memorable gaffes.
The 50 Dumbest Bush Quotes of All Time
Read the ultimate compendium of classic Bushisms, featuring the 50 most idiotic, strange, and maniacal things George W. Bush ever said.
Andy Borowitz Quotes
A roundup of funny tweets and one-liner jokes by political satirist Andy Borowitz.
Ridiculous Tea Party Quotes
The dumbest things ever said by Tea Partiers.
Best Quotes From the Rally to Restore Sanity
The most memorable lines from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert's Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear in Washington.
Dick Cheney Quotes
Read the 10 most mind-numbingly stupid quotes by Vice President Dick Cheney.
Stupid Hillary Clinton Quotes
Read the top 10 stupidest Hillary Clinton quotes.
Political Quotes from The Simpsons
A collection of funny political quotes from "The Simpsons."
Pat Robertson Quotes
Read a list of the top 10 all-time stupidest Pat Robertson quotes.
Famous Sex Quotes
Read the 10 most famous political sex quotes, including classic sound bites by Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter, and both Presidents Bush.
The 25 Dumbest Quotes of 2009
Read a compilation of the 25 dumbest political quotes of 2009, including idiotic quotes from Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and others.
Funniest Political Quotes of 2010
The year's funniest political quotes, including the wittiest quips and best one-liners by various Republicans, Democrats, pundits and humorists - updated frequently.
A collection of both witty and unintentionally funny political quotes.