1) Bush Has No Exit Strategy
Watch priceless video footage of President Bush trying to escape reporters questions during a news conference in Beijing, only to be thwarted by locked doors.
2) Laura Bush's Stand-Up Act
Watch video of First Lady Laura Bush's comedy routine at the 2005 White House Correspondents' Dinner, in which she roasts President Bush and admits to being a desperate housewife.
3) 'Go F**k Yourself, Mr. Cheney!'
Watch video of Vice President Dick Cheney touring damage from Hurricane Katrina in Gulfport, Mississippi, as a heckler shouts out to him, 'Go f**k yourself, Mr. Cheney! Go f**k yourself.'
4) Bob Novak Curses, Storms Off CNN Set
Watch video of Bob Novak coming unhinged during an interview segment with James Carville on CNN, barking "that's bullsh*t" before storming off the set.
5) Dingell's Holiday Jingle
Watch video of Congressman John Dingell reciting a hilarious poem on the floor of the House of Representatives in reponse to a Republican bill intended to defend Christmas.
6) Bush Gives the Finger to the Press
Watch video of President Bush flipping off reporters during a visit to Capitol Hill.
7) Reporters Gone Wild
Watch a highlight reel of various television news reporters slamming the government's inept response to Hurricane Katrina, from CNN's Anderson Cooper bitchslapping Mary Landrieu to Shepard Smith and Geraldo Rivera coming almost totally unglued on Fox News.
8) Kanye West: 'Bush Doesn't Care About Black People'
Watch video of Kanye West going seriously off-script and declaring 'George Bush doesn't care about black people' during NBC's Concert for Hurricane Relief.
9) Porter Goss: Osama Who?
Watch CIA Director Porter Goss's hilarious reaction when President Bush says that they spend every day gathering information to locate Osama bin Laden.
10) Bush Kisses Joe Lieberman
Watch President Bush plant a wet one on Sen. Joe Lieberman's cheek after his State of the Union speech. Marriage is between a man and a mensch?