Iraq Jokes

Popular jokes and funny one-liners about the Iraq war.

Late-night jokes about the Iraq war and Saddam Hussein by Letterman, Leno, and the rest of the late-night comics.

Late-night jokes about the aftermath of the Iraq war.

Late-night jokes about the Iraqi prisoner abuse scandal.

A collection of jokes by the late-night comics about Saddam Hussein and the Iraq war.

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A funny picture using oil company logos to send a message to Saddam Hussein: "We SHELL not EXXONerate Saddam Hussein for his actions. We will MOBILize to meet this threat to vital interests in the Persian GULF until an AMOCOble solution is reached..."

George W. Bush and Colin Powell were sitting in a bar...

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If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And your alibi is shoddy,
And your tastes remain quite gaudy,
Bomb Iraq...

President Bush asks you to participate in the confidential transfer of a huge sum of money to help acquire oil funds presently trapped in the Republic of Iraq. An amusing parody of the ubiquitous Nigerian Internet hoax.

A collection of the best jokes to make the rounds during the first Persian Gulf war.