Katherine Harris Jokes

"With a paltry legislative record, and receiving campaign contributions from a contractor embroiled in the Duke Cunningham scandal, Harris is clearly banking her Senate campaign on two things: her spectacular breasts." –Daily Show correspondent Jason Jones (Watch video clip)

"Florida Secretary of State Katherine "Cruella DeVil" Harris is now running for Congress. She is running for Congress but she is now being investigated for budgeting three and half million dollars for overseas travel. It seems she went to Argentina, Panama, Brazil, Venezuela, Barbados, and Mexico all on tax payers' money. She said it was part of a program to see how third world countries fix their elections." —Jay Leno

"You remember Katherine Harris, Florida's Secretary of State. Now she is running for Congress. Just what we need, another crooked Florida election. She already believes that the confused and disoriented voters will put her over the top. She is very confident, she predicts she will win the election by 742 votes." —David Letterman

"They had trucks in Florida bringing the ballots to Tallahassee. In fact, it's the same trucks they used to bring the makeup to Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris." --Jay Leno

"Katherine Harris is in the middle of her 15 minutes of fame. Here's stage one of the 15 minutes of fame: Public ridicule. Stage two: The beauty makeover. Stage three: Posing nude for Playboy. Stage four: Becoming Mrs. Larry King." —David Letterman

"It's cold out. It's even cold in Florida. So cold today that Katherine Harris put on a third layer of makeup." —Jay Leno

"Katherine Harris is a strong person. Her hair is so strong that it was the only thing left standing after Hurricane Andrew." --David Letterman

"Today 86 ballots showed up in Katherine Harris' hair." --David Letterman

Katherine Harris might run for Senate in Florida. That'a a smart thing to do – get involved in another election." --David Letterman

"The Democrats have a new plan. They are going to send Clinton to Florida to hit on Katherine Harris." —David Letterman

"Lots of people are making fun of Katherine Harris, the Florida secretary of state. They're mainly making fun of her makeup, saying she doesn't know how to apply eye shadow or put on blush. This is just coming from Al Gore!" —Jay Leno