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Funny John Kerry Pictures and Parodies
View a series of cartoons and doctored photos poking fun at Democratic presidential hopeful John Kerry.

Kerry Unveils One-Point Plan For Better America
Delivering the central speech of his 10-day "Solution For America" bus campaign tour, Democratic presidential nominee Sen. John Kerry outlined his one-point plan for a better America: the removal of George W. Bush from the White House, the Onion reports.

Hundreds Of Republicans Injured In Rush To Discredit Kerry
George Washington Memorial Hospital is struggling to deal with an influx of Republicans with concussions, broken bones, and internal injuries suffered during the recent stampede to discredit Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry, the Onion reports.

The Real Truth About Kerry's Military Service
John Kerry claims to be a hero. But what makes for truly honorable military service? Watch the latest installment in White House.org's series of wholly accurate, non-distorting political advertisements to find out.

Bush Denies Affiliation With Swift Boat Veterans
President Bush addresses the Swift boat controversy in this parody by White House.org.

Kerry and Edwards in Love
John Kerry and John Edwards express their true feelings for each other in this amusing video set to the song "Let's Get It On."

The Body Doubles of John Kerry
View a series of funny pictures of John Kerry and his various body doubles.

Kerry Core
A parody Web site lampooning John Kerry, featuring parody ads, a mock campaign schedule, and satirical news.

Kerryopoly
Can you afford to live like John Kerry?

Kerry Arrested for Stalking McCain
Washington, D.C. police arrested presumptive Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry yesterday after Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) complained that Mr. Kerry was "stalking" him in an attempt to persuade him to join the Democratic ticket. From the Borowitz Report.

John Kerry's Military Records: The PowerPoint Version
To help make sense of John Kerry's military records, Slate has converted a thick folder of letters, citations, and reports into one simple PowerPoint presentation.

John Kerry Translated into English
A look at what John Kerry has said vs. what he meant, courtesy of Chortler.

Kerry Warns Ketchup Prices Could Top $8 a Gallon
Despite records increases, Democratic presidential hopeful John Kerry says the cost of ketchup to the American consumer could skyrocket this summer. From the Specious Report.

Kerry's Plan To Eliminate U.S. Deficit: Have Wife Pay It Off
Senator John Kerry said that as president he will relieve taxpayers from the burden of the massive deficit by having his wife pay it off, Skewpoint reports.

Flip-Flopping May Have Injured John Kerry's Shoulder
With Senator John F. Kerry set for shoulder surgery in Boston, an orthopedic surgeon familiar with the Senator's condition said that Mr. Kerry’s penchant for flip-flopping may have caused the injury to his shoulder. From the Borowitz Report.

Transcript of Bush's Phone Call Congratulating John Kerry
White House.org provides a satirical transcript of President Bush's phone call offering Super Tuesday congratulations to presumptive Democratic nominee Senator Lurch Dukakis.

Kerry Names Foreign Leader Who Supports Him: His Wife
Under pressure to identify the "foreign leaders" he claims support him in his bid to oust President Bush, Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass) named his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry. From the Borowitz Report.

Life-Size Kerry Robot Hits Campaign Trail
With Sen. John Kerry recovering from a shoulder operation, a life-size John Kerry robot hit the campaign trail to rave reviews from supporters and Democratic insiders alike. From the Borowitz Report.

John Kerry is Muy, Muy Bad
Senor Kerry has mucho amigos foreigneros. Los foreigneros are very dangeroso por los peoples de los United States, Chortler reports.

Kerry Convinces Dean to Campaign for Bush
In what was termed an amicable and productive meeting between two former rivals, presumptive Democratic nominee John Kerry persuaded former Vermont Governor Howard Dean to campaign aggressively for President George W. Bush in the fall. From the Borowitz Report.

Kerry Names Sharpton's Hair as Running Mate
Sen. John Kerry bucked the expectations of political pundits by naming the Rev. Al Sharpton’s hair as his running mate for the 2004 presidential election, Broken Newz reports.

Kerry Calls Bush Team Lying 'Posse of Thugs'
John Kerry has refused to apologize for calling the Bush Administration "the most crooked … lying group I've ever seen." Kerry did clarify his remarks, however, saying he was not referring to the president himself, but rather "his posse of attack-machine thugs and corrupt, economy-pillaging advisers," Humor Gazette reports.

Le Figaro Names Kerry as Most Admired Frenchman
The influential French daily Le Figaro has named Democrat presidential frontrunner John Kerry as "the most admired Frenchman of all time." Kerry beat out such notables as Napoleon, Charles DeGaulle, Maurice Chevalier, Gerard Depardieu, Klaus Barbie and Pepe Le Pew, Broken Newz reports.

In Latest Attack Ad, Kerry Morphs Into Jacko
Republicans unleashed a TV attack ad showing the face of presumptive Democratic nominee Sen. John Kerry turning into that of indicted 'King of Pop' Michael Jackson. From the Borowitz Report.

John Kerry Scores High Marks with 'Polo Moms'
Officials of the John Kerry presidential campaign here in Paris are ecstatic over exit polls showing the Senator to be scoring high marks with the all-important "Polo Mom" demographic, Broken Newz reports.

Kerry Ignores Reports That He Is 'Aloof'
Democrat presidential frontrunner Sen. John F. Kerry ignored reports that he is 'aloof' and dismissed charges that he is 'patrician' or 'aristocratic', calling the the latter "lies promulgated by provincial proletarians -- the ignorant hoi polloi," Scrappleface reports.

Impressive Hair Leads Kerry to Victory in New Hampshire
New Hampshire primary voters, taken with Senator John Kerry’s presidential hair, gave him victory in the second test of Democratic presidential candidates, BBspot reports.

Reporter Embedded in Kerry's Hair
In an indication that he is now the frontrunner in the Democratic race for President, Senator John Kerry (D-Mass) revealed that he will be traveling the state of New Hampshire with a reporter embedded in his hair. From the Borowitz Report.

'The Daily Show' on Kerry's Vietnam War Record
Did John Kerry throw something over a fence 30 years ago? "The Daily Show" gets to the bottom of the controversy.