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John Kerry Top 10 Lists

Read funny top 10 lists poking fun at Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry.

Kerry's Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals

As read by Sen. John Kerry on the "Late Show With David Letterman"
#3: Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent...

The 10 Best John Kerry Jokes

Read a compilation of the best late-night jokes about Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry.

The 10 Dumbest Quotes of Campaign 2004

Read a list of the 10 dumbest quotes from the 2004 presidential campaign, including idiotic statements by George W. Bush, John Kerry, Dick Cheney, and others.

The 10 Funniest Quotes of Campaign 2004

Read a list of the 10 funniest quotes from the 2004 presidential campaign, including witty quips by George W. Bush, John Kerry, Dick Cheney, and others.

Top 10 Real Reasons John Kerry Is Running For President

From the "Late Show With David Letterman":
#10: To bring renewed tedium and uncertainty to the Democratic party...

Top 10 Things Overheard During Teresa Heinz Kerry's Speech

From the "Late Show With David Letterman"
#6: Pretty impressive — she can spew obscenities in several languages...

Top 10 Ways John Kerry Celebrated Winning The Democratic Nomination

From the "Late Show With David Letterman"
#3: While taking congratulatory phone call from Bush, got to hear president crash his bike again...

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