Mohammed Cartoon Jokes

"I feel bad for Marmaduke. He's a cartoon and a Great Dane, he's in double-danger." --Jay Leno, on the Danish cartoon controversy

"President Bush not taking this danger lying down. Today he announced he's forming a coalition of cartoon characters." --Jay Leno

"President Bush is taking this very, very seriously. He's now asking all cartoon characters not to travel to the Middle East." --Jay Leno, on the Mohammed cartoon controversy

"I'm sure you know by know Muslim groups are outraged and are rioting over cartoons that are appearing in European newspapers that they say are offensive. Now they have attacked something very important to President Bush: the comics." --Jay Leno

"They're boycotting Danish products in the Muslim world. Luckily, not too many mosques are made out of Legos." --Jay Leno

"You've all heard a controversial Danish cartoon, still sparking protests with Muslim fundamentalists, because they claim the cartoon defames Islam. And folks, if that weren't bad enough, today Marmaduke came out against stem cell research." --Conan O'Brien

"President Bush asked people around the world to stop the violence that has erupted over controversial cartoons in a Danish newspaper. President Bush said instead, let's go after the guy who makes the Junior Jumble so hard." --Conan O'Brien

Muslim law condemns any artistic rendering of the prophet Mohammed, kind of like the Christian commandment against taking the lord's name in vain, or the unspoken Buddhist rule, try not to make him into a bong." --Jon Stewart