Funny Quote Generators

The year's most ridiculous political quotes by various Republicans, Democrats, pundits, and other idiots.

A compendium of the dumbest things ever said by prominent Republicans, Democrats, pundits, and other idiots.

The year's funniest political quotes, including the wittiest quips and best one-liners by various Republicans, Democrats, pundits and humorists - updated frequently.

The funniest political quotes ever, including witty one-liner and famous quotes one-liners by politicians, pundits, and humorists.

The year's best political jokes by all of the late-night comedians, including Jay Leno, David Letterman, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Craig Ferguson, Bill Maher, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, and Seth Meyers.

The best late-night jokes on all political topics from the end of the Bush era to the present.

The funniest Barack Obama quotes of all time, including witty quips and funny one-liners from Obama's speeches, late-night TV appearances, and comedy routines.

Generate random stupid quotes by crazy right-wing nutjobs.

Generate random stupid quotes by loony liberal moonbats.

A random quote generator featuring Sarah Palin's most insane quotes of all time.

Generate random insane quotes by FOX News Channel's Glenn Beck.

The Bush Gaffe-O-matic Quote Generator randomly selects the stupidest things George W. Bush has ever said.

Generate random idiotic quotes by President Obama.

Generate random idiotic quotes by Vice President Biden.

A random quote generator featuring Rush Limbaugh's most insane quotes of all time.

A random quote generator featuring Ann Coulter's most insane quotes of all time.

A random quote generator featuring Michele Bachmann's most insane quotes of all time.

A random quote generator featuring Pat Robertson's most insane quotes of all time.

Wondering what crazy conspiracy theories Glenn Beck will dream up next? Check out the Glenn Beck Conspiracy Theory Generator, delivering fair and balanced paranoia on demand.