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Red States vs. Blue States

View a collection of jokes, cartoons, and satire poking fun at the so-called "Red vs. Blue" states rift dividing conservatives and liberals.
  1. Election 2008 Humor
  2. Republican Jokes
  3. Democrat Jokes

What Kind of Liberal or Conservative Are You?
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Political Insult Generators
Hurl imaginative insults at your partisan enemies with the help of the Conservative Insult Generator and the Liberal Insult Generator.

Red vs. Blue Post-Election Maps
Check out a series of amusing red vs. blue parodies making the rounds, including maps showing a new United States of Canada, global election results, and a comparison of the current divide to pre-Civil War slave states vs. free states.

F*ck the South
Read a hilarious rant against the South that made the rounds following the 2004 election: "F*ck the South. F*ck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave..."

Jesusland vs. United States of Canada
A popular cartoon that made the rounds following the 2004 election, showing North America divided into the "United States of Canada" and "Jesusland."

Political Quiz: Are You a Republican or Democrat?
Are you a red-blooded Republican or a true-blue Democrat? Take this handy political quiz and we'll gauge where you fit on the political spectrum.

Red State vs. Blue State Resources
With the Blue States in hand, the Democrats have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, 92% of all fresh fruit production, 95% of America's export quality wines...The Red States, on the other hand...

One Fish, Two Fish, Red State, Blue State
A parody of Dr. Seuss, featuring red states and blue states.

Red and Blue Cartoon Series
This animated political cartoon series presented by CNN.com features a husband and wife who are red and blue and come from opposite sides of the political spectrum.

Red State Guide
A guide for liberals visiting the foreign country that is Red America.

Blue State Guide
A guide for conservatives visiting the foreign country that is Blue America.

Dave Barry's Plan to End the Red-Blue Rift
Dave Barry takes a stab at healing the nation by bringing red states and blue states together.

Red or Blue: Which Are You?
Red and blue are states of mind, not actual states. Take this political quiz created by Slate and find out where you fit on the color spectrum.

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