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Dumbest Political Quotes of 2010 (So Far)
The year's most ridiculous political quotes by various Republicans, Democrats, pundits, and other idiots.
Stupid Sarah Palin Quotes
A collection of stupid quotes, gaffes, and lies by Sarah Palin.
Crazy Glenn Beck Quotes
Ridiculous, paranoid and insane utterances by FOX News Channel's Glenn Beck.
Craziest Christine O'Donnell Quotes
The craziest things Deleware GOP Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell has ever said.
Dumbest George Bush Quotes of All Time
A collection of the most idiotic and maniacal utterances by President George W. Bush.
Best Late-Night Jokes Jabbing Republicans
The best late-night jokes poking fun at Republicans and conservatives by Jay Leno, David Letterman, and the rest of the late-night comedians.
Funny Republican Bumper Stickers
A bumper crop of funny political bumper stickers for conservative and Republicans.
Rush Limbaugh Quotes
Crazy quotes by talk radio host Rush Limbaugh.
Michele Bachmann Quotes
The 10 dumbest quotes of all time by Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN).
Pat Robertson Quotes
Read a list of the top 10 all-time stupidest Pat Robertson quotes.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes
A collection of memorable quotations from actor-turned-governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, including classic movie quotes.
Ann Coulter Quotes
Read funny and inflammatory quotes by right-wing pundit Ann Coulter.
Top 50 Dumb Bush Quotes
50. "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here."
Funny John McCain Quotes
Read a collection of funny quotes by Republican presidential candidate John McCain.
George H.W. Bush Quotes
Read hilarious verbal gaffes and stupid quotes by President George H.W. Bush, the pioneer of Bushspeak.
John McCainisms
Read a collection of dumb quotes from Republican presidential candidate John McCain.
Ronald Reagan Quotes
Funny quotes and jokes by former President Ronald Reagan.
Dan Quayle Quotes
Famously stupid quotes from former Vice President Dan Quayle.
Donald Rumsfeld Quotes
Read the wit and wisdom of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. To listen to audio clips, click here.
Tom DeLay Quotes
Read a compilation of mind-numbingly stupid quotes by House Majority Leader Tom DeLay.
Stupid Conservative Quote Quiz
How well do you know your right-wing idiots? Test your knowledge with this fun quiz featuring stupid quotes by famous conservatives.
The Bushisms Quiz
Test your Bushspeak IQ with this quiz on President Bush's hilarious malapropisms, verbal gaffes, and scrambled syntax.
Stupid Quotes About Iraq
Read 25 mind-numbingly stupid quotes about the Iraq war, search for weapons of mass destruction, and the Iraqi insurgency.
Stupid Quotes About Hurricane Katrina
Read a list of the 25 most mind-numbingly stupid quotes about Hurricane Katrina.
McCain and Palin's 25 Most Laughable Quotes
A funny (and scary) compilation of the most laughable, idiotic, and demonstrably insane things John McCain and Sarah Palin have said during the 2008 campaign.
Top 10 Dumbest John McCain Quotes
Read the 10 dumbest quotes by Republican presidential candidate John McCain.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes
A collection of memorable quotations from actor-turned-governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, including classic movie quotes.
Donald Rumsfeld Quotes
Read the wit and wisdom of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. To listen to audio clips, click here.