Republican Quotes

Generate random stupid quotes by crazy right-wing nutjobs.

The year's most ridiculous political quotes by various Republicans, Democrats, pundits, and other idiots.

A collection of stupid quotes, gaffes, and lies by Sarah Palin.

Ridiculous, paranoid and insane utterances by FOX News Channel's Glenn Beck.

The craziest things Deleware GOP Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell has ever said.

The most idiotic and outrageous quotes by Nevada GOP Senate Candidate and Tea Party hero Sharron Angle.

A collection of the most idiotic and maniacal utterances by President George W. Bush.

The best late-night jokes poking fun at Republicans and conservatives by Jay Leno, David Letterman, and the rest of the late-night comedians.

A bumper crop of funny political bumper stickers for conservative and Republicans.

The 10 dumbest quotes of all time by Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN).

Read a list of the top 10 all-time stupidest Pat Robertson quotes.

Crazy quotes by talk radio host Rush Limbaugh.

Read funny and inflammatory quotes by right-wing pundit Ann Coulter.

Read 10 mind-numbingly stupid quotes by Fox News Channel's Bill O'Reilly.

A collection of memorable quotations from actor-turned-governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, including classic movie quotes.

50. "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here."

Read a collection of dumb quotes from Republican presidential candidate John McCain.

Read a collection of funny quotes by Republican presidential candidate John McCain.

Read the 10 most mind-numbingly stupid quotes by Vice President Dick Cheney.

Read hilarious verbal gaffes and stupid quotes by President George H.W. Bush, the pioneer of Bushspeak.

Funny quotes and jokes by former President Ronald Reagan.

Famously stupid quotes from former Vice President Dan Quayle.

Read the wit and wisdom of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. To listen to audio clips, click here.

Read the 10 craziest things Rev. Jerry Falwell ever said.

Read a compilation of mind-numbingly stupid quotes by House Majority Leader Tom DeLay.

How well do you know your right-wing idiots? Test your knowledge with this fun quiz featuring stupid quotes by famous conservatives.

Test your Bushspeak IQ with this quiz on President Bush's hilarious malapropisms, verbal gaffes, and scrambled syntax.

Read 25 mind-numbingly stupid quotes about the Iraq war, search for weapons of mass destruction, and the Iraqi insurgency.

Read a list of the 25 most mind-numbingly stupid quotes about Hurricane Katrina.