Saddam Parodies and Iraq War Satire

View a collection of cartoons, funny pictures, and parody art targeting Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein and America's pending war against Iraq.

President Bush says the world now sleeps safely knowing that a delirious, nappy hairball living in a hole is finally in Republican custody. Read the full text of his remarks at White House.org.

The search for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq came to an end as U.S. military officials found chemical, biological and nuclear weapons hidden in the scraggly beard of former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein, according to the Borowitz Report.

Saddam Hussein came out of his hole this weekend and saw his shadow, guaranteeing six more months of Iraqi resistance, the Daily Probe reports.

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Reflecting on his time as Iraq's president in a pre-taped television address, Saddam Hussein expressed pride that, despite the success of the U.S. invasion and the civilian casualties it has inflicted, he still has killed far more Iraqis than President Bush, the Onion reports.

Following through on its stated objective of regime change, the U.S. today killed Saddam Hussein "at least four more times," according to Central Command in Qatar. Get the scoop from the Borowitz Report.

Jubilant Iraqi citizens in Baghdad toppled a statue of one of Saddam Hussein’s many look-alikes, throwing their shoes at the gigantic head of the Iraqi strongman's body double, according to the Borowitz Report.

The U.S. continued to make progress in its fight against totalitarianism Tuesday, when 137 more oil wells were liberated for democracy, the Onion reports.

Baghdad resident Taha Sabri, killed Monday in a U.S. air strike on his city, would have loved the eventual liberation of Iraq and establishment of democracy, had he lived to see it, his grieving widow said, the Onion reports.

Moments after U.S. President George W. Bush used a nationally televised address to demand that Saddam Hussein go into exile, the Iraqi strongman surprised his country and the world by saying that he would in fact accept exile: in France. Get the scoop from the Borowitz Report.

Few presidents have mangled the English language with as much dexterity as the George Bushes. Try as we might to read their lips, they often leave us searching for meaning, not to mention nouns and verbs. Can you discern a George W. Bushism from a George H.W. Bushism? Take our quiz and find out.

At a Pentagon press conference, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld touted the military's upcoming Gulf War II: The Vengeance as "even better than the original," The Onion reports.

President Bush asks you to participate in the confidential transfer of a huge sum of money to help acquire oil funds presently trapped in the Republic of Iraq. An amusing parody of the ubiquitous Nigerian Internet hoax.

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And your alibi is shoddy,
And your tastes remain quite gaudy,
Bomb Iraq...

Vice President Cheney unveils his noble, honorable and completely non-greed-inspired twelve-step recovery plan for the future former nation of Iraqaeda. Read his remarks at White House.org.

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In a stunning development, Iraqi President Saddam Hussein today offered to attack himself in exchange for $30 billion from the U.S. government, according to the Borowitz Report.

With concern over North Korea's nuclear capabilities growing, President Bush reassured the American people Monday that "extreme force" will be used to remove Saddam Hussein from power if the Iraqi president fails to give up suspected weapons of mass destruction, the Onion reports.

Amid growing calls for a good reason to go to war with Iraq, President Bush warned today that finding such a reason was "like a needle in a haystack" and could take months, according to the Borowitz Report.

"Iraq does not now nor has it ever had a 'nucular' weapons program," Saddam said in a terse official statement. "Nor does it have any idea what a 'nucular' weapon is."

Of the many people who will be affected by a regime change in Iraq, perhaps none face a more uncertain fate than the look-alikes of Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. The look-alikes face dim employment prospects in a post-Saddam Iraq, where opportunities for Hussein doppelgangers are expected to be marginal at best, according to the Borowitz Report.

In a strongly worded statement to the White House, CNN warned the Bush administration that any invasion of Iraq prior to the November sweeps period would be "disastrous" to the cable network's ratings, according to the Borowitz Report.

Concerned about the mounting costs of waging two wars simultaneously in different parts of the world, the Pentagon is developing a new plan which would involve tricking North Korea into attacking Iraq, thus saving the U.S. billions of dollars, according to the Borowitz Report.

In an address before the U.N. General Assembly Monday, President Bush called upon the international community to support his "U.S. Does Whatever It Wants" plan, which would permit the U.S. to take any action it wishes anywhere in the world at any time, The Onion reports.

Vice-President Dick Cheney issued a stern admonishment to President Bush yesterday, telling the overeager chief executive that he didn't want to hear "so much as the word 'Iraq'" for the rest of the day, The Onion reports.

"Hello World Leaders! Come join us, the United States, as we wage war on Iraq, November 14th in Bagdad! It should be a good time: CNN is coming, and we have some really cool new missiles and stuff."

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Modern Humorist outlines proper weapons inspector etiquette

In a sign that he is losing patience with the Iraqi leader, President George W. Bush today sharply criticized Saddam Hussein’s decision to accept the United Nations' resolution on weapons inspections, accusing Saddam of flagrantly refusing to defy the world body, according to the Borowitz Report.

President Bush addresses deluded foreigners and assembled terrorists at the United Nations General Assembly to lay out the case for conquest of Iraq. Read the full text of his remarks at White House.org.

President releases top-secret Iraqi documents justifying the immediate toppling of Saddam Hussein. View the shocking documents at White House.org.

Full coverage of the Iraq crisis and the build-up to war from DeadBrain.

A new song parody by the Capitol Steps to the tune of "Walk Like a Man."

Already frustrated by seemingly endless delays, U.S. officials today conceded a confusing knot of new Iraqi regulations that require "non-resident aggressors" to obtain hundreds of federal and provincial pre-invasion permits and licenses will further postpone any attack on Saddam Hussein, SatireWire reports.

Using a golf ball and a set of Ping clubs, President Bush demonstrated to members of the press his administration's current plans for bringing down Iraqi Saddam Hussein.

From "The Daily Probe."