Stupid Political Quotes

A compendium of the dumbest things ever said by prominent Republicans, Democrats, pundits, and other idiots.

Generate random stupid quotes by crazy right-wing nutjobs.

Generate random stupid quotes by loony liberal moonbats.

A hand-picked collection of the stupidest George W. Bush gaffes.

Read a compilation of dumb quotes by Barack Obama.

Read a compilation of dumb quotes, gaffes, and lies by Sarah Palin.

Read a compilation of dumb quotes and gaffes by Vice President Joe Biden.

The dumbest things ever said by Tea Partiers.

The 10 dumbest quotes of all time by Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN).

The most ridiculous rants, paranoid delusions, and insane utterances ever to come out of the mouth of Glenn Beck.

View a gallery of moronic, misspelled and utterly stupid political protest signs.

The year's most ridiculous political quotes by prominent Republicans, Democrats, pundits, and other idiots.

The year's most ridiculous political quotes by various Republicans, Democrats, pundits, and other idiots.

The most ridiculous, outrageous, and idiotic campaign quotes by prominent Republicans, Democrats, and Tea Partiers seeking national office in 2010.

The craziest things Deleware GOP Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell has ever said.

The most ridiculous, nonsensical and idiotic quotes about the oil spill disaster in the Gulf of Mexico, including gaffes by BP CEO Tony Hayward.

The dumbest presidential quotes of all time, including stupid sound bites and idiotic gaffes by George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Ronald Reagan, Barack Obama, Richard Nixon, and other presidents.

A compendium of idiotic and maniacal utterances by President Bush from 2000-2008.

Read a compilation of the 25 most mind-numbingly stupid quotes by President Bush and his cronies.

The Bush Quote Generator randomly selects the stupidest things George W. Bush has ever said.

Read a collection of dumb quotes from Republican presidential candidate John McCain.

Read the top 10 stupidest Hillary Clinton quotes.

Read the 10 dumbest quotes by Republican presidential candidate John McCain.

How well do you know your left- and right-wing idiots? Test your knowledge with the Stupid Liberal Quote Quiz and the Stupid Conservative Quote Quiz, featuring hilariously idiotic statements by famous liberal and conservatives.

Read the 10 most mind-numbingly stupid quotes by Vice President Dick Cheney.

Read stupid quotes by President Bill Clinton.

Read the wit, wisdom, and idiocy of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld.

Read hilarious verbal gaffes and stupid quotes by President George H.W. Bush, the pioneer of Bushspeak.

Read funny, inflammatory, and stupid quotes by right-wing pundit Ann Coulter.

Read a list of the top 10 all-time stupidest Pat Robertson quotes.

Read 10 mind-numbingly stupid quotes by Fox News Channel's Bill O'Reilly.

Read famously stupid quotes by former Vice President Dan Quayle.

Read 25 mind-numbingly stupid quotes about the Iraq war, search for weapons of mass destruction, and the Iraqi insurgency.

Read stupid quotes by CBS News anchor Dan Rather from election nights 2004, 2002, and 2000.

Read a list of the 25 most mind-numbingly stupid quotes about Hurricane Katrina.

Test your Bushspeak IQ with this quiz on President Bush's hilarious malapropisms, verbal gaffes, and scrambled syntax.

Read a collection of memorable and stupid quotes by Arnold Schwarzenegger, including classic movie quotes.

Read a compilation of mind-numbingly stupid quotes by House Majority Leader Tom DeLay.

Read a list of the 10 stupidest things Howard Dean has ever said.

Read stupid quotes from the Iraqi Information Minister (AKA 'Baghdad Bob') too hilarious to possibly make up.

Read funny and stupid quotes by author/filmmaker/political provocateur Michael Moore.

Read the 10 craziest things Rev. Jerry Falwell ever said.

The most stunningly moronic quotes by Tea Party darling Christine O'Donnell, the Delaware GOP Senate nominee.

Read the 10 most famous political sex quotes, including classic quotes by Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter, and both Presidents Bush.